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den2k88 wrote: It's all your fault
Sorry 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I was around even before, but never got that screensaver...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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So which one did you have?
SETI@Home[^] perhaps? I was actually surprised to learn that that project still exists.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I always wanted any aliens that were discovered by my computer to be named after me and then using a radio telescope to inform them of this. They never replied. Perhaps they are afraid to start an interstellar war.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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I do not recall any screensaver on the 3270 or on the Unix (I can't even remember what version), and on Win 3, I remember some pipes...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Never had that one, but it doesn't look a patch on dancing baby.
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Klingon developers don't save the screen.
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I've always loved the winter, snow and cold.
But as I get older, I find that it's changing. My tolerance for cold seems to be diminishing.
Don't know how it is in the rest of the world, but here in Sweden, the winter has definitely outstayed its welcome.
Have you got any idea how hard it is to program when you've had THIS SONG[^] stuck stuck in the head for more than a week? (SFW)
Currently playing it for the fifth time today. 
Made famous by Garth Brooks of course, but it's actually written by Shawn Camp...
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Johnny J. wrote: Have you got any idea how hard it is to program when you've had THIS SONG[^] stuck stuck in the head for more than a week?
Nope.
And I'm not clicking it and collecting your earworm, thank you very much!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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In all fairness, it could have been a lot worse... 
It could have been this one[^]
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Could have been the elephanting chicken song, for all I care!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Now why did you have to go and say that[^]?
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Did you forget this?[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You are both so [NSFW] naive[^]...
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
modified 21-Feb-18 6:01am.
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That is horrible beyond description!
I love it!
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Sounds like the description my wife gave of me...
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Since I used to trust you, I followed that.
Not sure it's SFW ... or KSS, particularly.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's not safe for anything, actually...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Edited for the NSFW 
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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As I remember, you are a big fan of smörgåstårta. Eat a nice big piece of it. That will give you the energy to stay warm. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Not bleedin likely - not enough alcohol in smörgåstårta...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Here you go[^]. I have more of these in the refrigerator, but they don't warm you up. We usually drink them cold.
Even when it's sacrilege, you could use a beer warmer[^], like the Brits do.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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CodeWraith wrote: Even when it's sacrilege, you could use a beer warmer[^], like the Brits do.
You've got to be kidding me??? 
Even worse than what the Germans do to their Berliner Weisse[^] 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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You just have to ask to have your beer warmed up if it gets cold.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Actually, it's not so much aging as it is, at long last, getting some common sense.
Cold. Well, it sucks. Too hot can be a problem, but this is offset to some extent by string bikini's and jiggling that's not covered up by layer after layer of thick garments.
That song, by the way? It wouldn't get stuck in my head. It's been a couple of minutes and I already forgot everything but the cowboy hats (I think there were cowboy hats).
You need to age more gracefully.
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