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Scene1 : Boss checks the perf stats & graphs of server , not happy.

Scene2: Boss says, "I think we got a bunch of bad coders that's making the perf go down. We need to write optimized code, should use less memory/cpu, blah, blah".

Scene3: I check with finance team if it's okay to add few hundred more bucks to the server bill.
- Affirmative!

Scene4: Upgraded container to next tier.

Scene5: New reports to Boss. Boss- "I think our devs are real fast, should be efficient developers, I like it". (JUST because the graph peaks have settled down)

haha. I summed it up like "We did tweaks on both the ends , i.e some fixes on the code & some minor 'change' on the container.


"Changes on the code" : Like deleting empty lines & some formatting.

I think these bosses should never get exposed to any of these server stats.

Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.

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