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They may be real, they may just be false positives.
The place to raise this is here: Bugs and Suggestions[^] - but please let them know which downloads (or at least which articles) are affected if possible, and which antivirus you are using to detect them.
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Really? It just goes to show how some people are never satisfied.
First of all - falling probably hurt (particularly if face first) - why would you want to do that, again?
Putting that aside, that was not the nature of the problem, as stated. Many brave and thoughtful CPian's tried to contribute to solving your dilemma. Those should have garnered your gratitude - not brought forth further inquires, challenging their viability and sincerity. Hopefully, not too many feelings were hurt.
So - flop over and get on with it. I'm sure, once so situated you'll find inspiration in the thoughts and contributions in this thread to come up with something . . . . . . eventually . . . . . . or not.