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Are you sticking your neck out? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Just staying in the same vein as your post!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Fangs a lot for that bloody post.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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So that's where Stephenie Meyer got the idea for her sparkly vampires. Who knew...
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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Standard reply to anyone when I visit a Turkish bazar:
"NO! I don't need a carpet!"
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Carpet Deus!
Translation: Holy carpet, Batman!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Carpet Deus Sanctus!
Deus == God
Sanctus == Holy
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I know, Sheldon. 
This way it sounds more like carpe diem, right?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Anyone play (or have played) Cribbage? I remember many decades ago (between 3 and 6 ) learning and playing with my grandfather for hours. Played during high school, college and several workplaces when it was slow.
Relevancy is that I was cleaning up some old HDDs and found a cribbage hand generator and scoring application I had written some years ago. I was curious as to whether my anecdotal evidence of the average value of a cribbage hand was matched by a statistical analysis of many thousands of generated hands.
At that time when I wanted to learn a new language, I would see how hard it was to write a hand evaluator for scoring. I seem to remember doing it in FORTRAN, Q-Basic, VB 6.0, Forth, MUMPS, C, C++, PL/1 and a couple of others.
I guess it is time to write another one, in a 'modern' language, just for grins and giggles.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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Played off and on over the years. Don't much anymore!
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Yeah, me neither. And the 'kids' now-a-days wouldn't know a real deck of cards if it hit them in the face. Sometimes I am not sure they can count to 31!
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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stoneyowl2 wrote: I am not sure they can count to 31!
Sure they can press the number 3 then the number 1 then plus sign then the number one and equals! 
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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You've set the bar too high. They can only count to 20...if their shoes are off. Though, if they find (and recognize) a deck of cards, and their shoes are still off, that limit rises to 72
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"Sometimes I am not sure they can count to 31!"
...or even 15!!
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Used to as a kid. And then a few years ago I went to a meet-up kind of thing once a week. But not recently. Though I continue to buy up cribbage boards at garage sales and the like.
Cribbage scoring isn't a task I would take on.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Cribbage scoring isn't a task I would take on.
I think that it would be an absolutely ideal subject for a coding tutorial (and no, I'm not going to write it!)
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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"One for his nob" chortle, chortle.
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If you bet on flightless seabird racing are you guaranteed a peng-win?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I thought they were called peng-wings!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I could answer directly, ostrich the point. I chose the latter. Can you tell me moa about it?
(A rather auk-ward reply.)
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I can tell ya anything. You're so gullible!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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brain ceased... was thinking about seabirds and only this came to mind: what flavor are they[^]
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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I told Orville, and I told Wilbur, and now I'm telling you: That joke won't fly!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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In my Humbolt opinion you are the King - nay the Emperor of puns. You lift up your chin-strap on your thinking cap and let fly with these Royal one liners.
The Key-we feel- is that you do not chicken out when you let a few turkeys slip in but keep flying forward with moa and moa puns. It is one of the rhea-sons that I keep rhea-ding your posts.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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