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No. We then go to 'The Worst of...'. We have that on TV for years already. Die schlechtesten Filme aller Zeiten, short Schlefaz. The worst movies of all times. Two 'moderators' introduce the movie and review what we got to see every 30 minutes of the movie. In a ridiculous way, of course. And they also have some drinking game every time.
Don't believe me? Here you go: Die schlechtesten Filme aller Zeiten S04E07 Supersonic Man - YouTube[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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"A question. Since before your sun burned hot in space and before your race was born, I have awaited a question."
-Guardian of Forever
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: TOS
What is TOS? Terms of Service?
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Kansas City BBQ. They'll barbecue anything and all of it is delicious.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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Does a drunk optometrist make a spectacle of himself?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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And is a drunk ladies' underwear salesman in his cups?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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If thif your focalled pun?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Its a bit blurry. If he lacks vision, he may make a monocle of himself.
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Is a drunk Welsh software developer feeling a bit under the weather?
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Feeling a bit woolly perhaps.
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... or is it "under the wether" ?
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that
Message Signature
(Click to edit ->)
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See what??
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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hmm what would that make a drunk proctologist?
I had my patience tested...I'm Negative!
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How drunk? Drunk off his a$$ ?
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Quote: I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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A drunk optimist sees the glass as about to be refilled.
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Do drunk optometrists have drinking problens?
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Depends on how many glasses he's had. Otherwise, I'd say he's just been framed.
/ravi
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"The Sensational Alex Harvey Band" has an old song called "Framed" that is rather amusing.
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