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Does a drunk optometrist make a spectacle of himself?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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And is a drunk ladies' underwear salesman in his cups?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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If thif your focalled pun?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Its a bit blurry. If he lacks vision, he may make a monocle of himself.
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Is a drunk Welsh software developer feeling a bit under the weather?
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Feeling a bit woolly perhaps.
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... or is it "under the wether" ?
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that
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See what??
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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hmm what would that make a drunk proctologist?
I had my patience tested...I'm Negative!
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How drunk? Drunk off his a$$ ?
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Quote: I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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A drunk optimist sees the glass as about to be refilled.
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Do drunk optometrists have drinking problens?
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Depends on how many glasses he's had. Otherwise, I'd say he's just been framed.
/ravi
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"The Sensational Alex Harvey Band" has an old song called "Framed" that is rather amusing.
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So got a coupe of Dell Latitude E7240's, one's a standard and the other is the ultrabook. Only difference is the Ultrabook has a 1920x1080 screen. Both 17-4600, DDR3 mSATA SSD's.
Setup the standard first. Powered on, checked Windows 10 activated, pit in new SSD, extra RAM, setup UEFI, Secure Boot, TPM and installed Windows 10 Pro 1803. Windows activated software installed happily running away.
Setup the Ultrabook without really looking at the activation but pretty sure it was. Put in SSD that may have already had Windows 10 installed from another Dell, new RAM and setup UEFI, Secure Boot, TPM then think I turned on laptop without putting in installation USB.
So Windows launches no issues, no driver problems but find Windows won't activate.slmgr.vbs is no use, Troubleshooting wants me to login to Microsoft Account (rather suck a dog off), Google hasn't helped and ProduKey says I don't have an OEM BIOS Key and the installed key doesn't exist but is the Default Windows 10 Pro key VK7JG-NPHTM-C97JM-9MPGT-3V66T.
I've since reinstalled and it is the same issue. I get 0xC004C003 The activation server determined the specified key is blocked...
Any ideas? Don't want to call Microsoft tonight, will do tomorrow if I have too but that will only be painful.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Contact them via the web - they will dial into your lappie and fix it for you, it's pretty painless. When I changed motherboards I had to do that and it took a while because I run three monitors and he could only see the one in the middle - and the start button / taskbar is on the one on the left so I had to open every app he wanted to play with.
Other than that, it wasn't too bad at all, as long as you have a CoA handy.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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do you have the proper key (if it's a dell is it the one on the machine?)
quick google got me: How to deactivate Windows 10 and change the product key[^]
from memoly got to do the /upk first
seems odd if there is no slmgr.vbs, perhaps need to chdir to the windoze/system32 or whereever they hide it? (search no resultata's??)
oh, and don't forget the "Run as Administrangler"
or find it on t'other machine and copy it over?
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Lopatir wrote: do you have the proper key (if it's a dell is it the one on the machine?)
It's in the BIOS/UEFI, has to be a proper key.
Lopatir wrote: quick google got me: How to deactivate Windows 10 and change the product key[^]
Thanks, will try it this morning.
Lopatir wrote: seems odd if there is no slmgr.vbs, perhaps need to chdir to the windoze/system32 or whereever they hide it? (search no resultata's??)
It's no use, in it didn't fix the problem.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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So how did it go with the dog?
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