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Team Lead, Manager,... whatever, means there's people that report to you right?
so: delegate.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: <sarcasm>As developers, we're used to
You neglected to close your sarcasm tag.
Maybe you should consider a job in management 
I'll see myself out.
My plan is to live forever ... so far so good
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<sarcasm> is a tag that never ends
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The absence of a closing sarcasm tag has been noted in your personnel file. 
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I copied that response for future use. Thanks for that.
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Under New Mismanagement!!!!
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Number Six: I am not a number! I am a free man!
Number Two: [laughs]
Number Six: I will not make any deals with you. I've resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! My life is my own!
Software Zen: delete this;
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Does neutering your pet make them less nuts?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Welsh nutmeg! Who wants a taste?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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How much do they spay you to come up with these?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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You have a eunuch sense of humour. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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What a load of B*ll*cks!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Yes. 
"When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others; same thing when you are stupid."
Ignorant - An individual without knowledge, but is willing to learn.
Stupid - An individual without knowledge and is incapable of learning.
Idiot - An individual without knowledge and allows social media to do the thinking for them.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Not that I noticed, but it did make him less ballsy.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Why would you snip to that level? Doesn't anyone Vet these posts?
also
A: Result of heated discussion: not if they're female
"The Unkindest Cut of All"
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I generally go to the question my granddaughter asked:
Why do they called it 'fixed' when you are breaking them?
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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stoneyowl2 wrote: write a sonnet
I never understood iambic pentameter.
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That's ok as long as you can pitch the manure! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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While I appreciated the thought when I read the book (lo these many, many, MANY moons ago) there are several items in this list I cannot or have not done. 
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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... at least they haven't pulled a Slack and adopted a new browser icon that looks like a Swastika.
https://i.imgur.com/hxiQA8J.png
(Left is the new message highlight, right is no new messages)
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I dont see a swastika, I see something perhaps like the black cross on the luftwaffe, but not a swastika.
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I see a purple dress.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I see dead people.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I see dead purple ant eaters, who identify as spicy soft tacos with extra sour cream.
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The Aardvark[^] is dead and turned purple?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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