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But darling, your car was blocking the garage.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Sorry, I couldn't see it well. Something was on the road blocking my view...
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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A neo-classic drive-in movie theater.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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Is that the first British attempt at a Drive Thru window at a fast food joint?
You might want to check out how the rest of the world does it...
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Here's a quick one:
One may fail to explore Earth (8)
[EDIT]
The answer is: EXAMINEE (charade)
explore - EXAMINE
EARTH - E
one may fail - EXAMINEE (definition part)
You have just been Sharapova'd.
modified 14-Feb-19 23:41pm.
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Be ready for Tomorrow!!
I have no idea how to start..
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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And the answer is ? 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Well, you are up again tomorrow - And I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one with absolutely no idea what the solution was ... what was it?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What was the answer?
This space for rent
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He's very quiet isn't he ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Probably still working on it.
If I suggest SKYGAZER can we move on?
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Is the right answer - you are up today 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Dilbert OTD: Meeting Robot's Son[^]
... that's a normal teenager ...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Your definition of 'normal' is extremely abnormal...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Have you met modern teenagers? 
We have a Seventeen living next door: he knows everything, communicates in grunts, just passed his driving test (so he is now Michael Schumacher, natch). Other day, I'm clearing ice off the car, for it is -8C and Herself is due at work. He comes out - in shorts and a T-Shirt - to move his car so his mother can get hers out. Does he clear the windows at all? Nope, he drives by sonar from his car music system ... And he's "pretty normal" 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Have you met modern teenagers?
I have a few in the making living in the rooms on the other side of the house...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Ah, the memories ...
Quote: When I was seventeen
It was a very good year
It was a very good year for small town girls
And soft summer nights
We'd hide from the lights
On the village green
When I was seventeen
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OriginalGriff wrote: Have you met modern teenagers?
What for? I always was my own teenager. I also have that sonar, but heavier and more metaly than what's common today and does the phrase 'Hier fährt der Henker noch selbst' tell you anything? I had that as a bumper sticker on my first car.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
modified 6-Feb-19 5:26am.
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YOLO!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's certainly not the one I'm looking for.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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22. Lake accepting wager? (5)
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I said, Sorry, I don't tell jokes.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What? No construction worker? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to stay at the Whyyyyyyy Emmmmm Reformed Cultists of the Ichor God Bel-Shamharoth Association!
It's fun to stay at the Whyyyyyyy Emmmmm Reformed Cultists of the Ichor God Bel-Shamharoth Association!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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See what you did, Johnny J!
See!!!
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