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Pffft.. 8 years! The secret is to build your own computer and avoid installing anything like an operating system that could ever become obsolete. My oldest computer of that sort will be 41 years old this year and still keeps going.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.