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People look at me like I've grown a second head whenever I say I still prefer WinForms over any sort of modern UI, whether it's WPF (which affords more flexibility) or totally free-form HTML-based.
What I mean by that is that we at least knew the limitations of what we had to work with. With tools that allow us to create basically anything, people try too hard for their own good and get perhaps a little bit "too creative", and the end result is that nobody seems to be able to come up with anything that works well.
I'm taking a break from creating a file parser that's causing brain damage.
Scotsman moves to North America and attends his first baseball game..
The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings, then hits a double.
Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run!!!"
The next batter hits a single.
The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers "RUN!! RUN!!".
The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans.
The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by,
The Umpire calls: "Walk."
The batter starts his slow trot to first base.
The Scot stands up and screams, "Run ye lazy bastard, run!"
The people around him begin laughing.
Embarrassed, the Scot sits back down.
A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains, "He can't run -- he has four balls."
The Scot stands up and screams: "Walk with pride, Laddie!"...
I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally! JaxCoder.com
Go with the "The Malnati Chicago Classic" deep dish. One of the best pizzas on earth.
The Beer Prayer - Our lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, at home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillage as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager, for ever and ever. Barmen.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
Hopefully, otherwise it might end up like THESE[^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous - The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 - Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain