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Can't be much worse than modern star wars.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Everything than lands in the hands of Disney seems to not do too well 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Now THAT's a low bar, if I've ever seem one...
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Well, okay, a few of them have been more than a bit ropey but they've had this absolutely cracking idea for the next one, it's truly original!
SPOILER ALERT - YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
Okay, if you really want to know ...
The Empire (that's the bad guys) have got this really cool weapon that can wipe out an entire planet in one go. It's a massive big round thing that looks like some kind of metallic planet. It's so big and deadly that they call it a Death Star.
Fortunately for the goodies, much as the thing is almost perfect, it does have one little flaw. A really switched on Jedi pilot could just, possibly squeeze an X-Fighter through one of the maintenance ducts, loose a shot or two at a couple of core components and KABLAMMO!
Now, you may be thinking that that's exactly the same story as several others in the weary old franchise - and to a fair extent you'd be right - but this one has MORE disassociated green-screen acting than the rest put together and BETTER CGI and stuff that was mildly exciting twenty-years ago. It will be awesome, I just know it!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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It's Disney: so it has to have a duet with a Bluebird as well ...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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... and a princess staring into water, I would hope.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Hokey weirdos die or may be not. That is the plot summary. Now you decide if you want to see it or not. It also includes either a shaky cam or a super close up of action scenes so you don't really get to see those but just imagine what may have happened.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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I just want to know if Dr. Sheldon Cooper liked themovie enough to dress up
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Noble baron back in pit (9).
Good hunting!
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Boo! American spelling!
Down with this sort of thing!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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I was wondering. I generally follow British spelling, but that one looked OK to me.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Go on, then, if no-one else wants it ...
HONORABLE (Baron back in hole)
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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All yours!
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Welcome Baskets - Dilbert
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I've whittled the moderation queue down to the point where I can see genuine (if plagiarised in one case) articles submitted six hours ago, but they don't seem to end. 
What on earth do they think they are getting out of this? Nothing is getting published, so they aren;t earning from it ... 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's most likely a 5G test by Huawei. 
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I guess we can be glad it's not Samsung ... 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Given the fact that all articles are same, wouldn't it be possible to dismiss them even before they get to the moeration queue?
noop()
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You need to wait until the hamsters wake up
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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May I send them a thermos of coffee? I make pretty good, and efficient, coffee ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif) 
noop()
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Can you email it to me? It'll be cold by the time it gets here otherwise ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I could try to setup a CoffeeDeserializer ^^
This spam campaign may be ordered by chinese mouse-manufacturers to exhaust our mouses; at least they are killing mine.
noop()
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Coffee as a Service!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Maybe the article submissions need an "I am not a robot" button - easier said than done I realise.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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