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Understated.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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1) Irrelevant, at least from the female perspective. You exist to make them happy, not the other way around.
2) As good nerds we know far more interesting things which make us happy.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Irrelevant, at least from the female perspective. You exist to make them happy, not the other way around.
No, you exist only to open pickle jars for them and kill spiders. And mow the lawn. And wash the car.
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Having a happy family is a great gift.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Freedom also is not so bad. But it also comes at a price, so I would not exactly call it a gift.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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abmv wrote: Women are happier without children or a spouse, says happiness expert
Measured in which unit again?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Bruhaha/elevation - it is the only way measure happiness...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Never heard of it, and it won't be about the musterdseeds that Google suggests. Linky?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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It's possibly a bug.
You need to report it here: Bugs and Suggestions[^] where the admins will see it, rather than the Lounge.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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That link works fine for me; it must be something to do with your IP address.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: That link works fine for me; it must be something to do with your IP address.
The link works fine, it is the text that is generated when he posts the link on CP. I think that the text pulled from the Bloomberg site by the CP Linkenator (or whatever it's called) is either wrong on the Bloomberg site itself, or Chris had a Shandy and rewrote the Linkenator.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I don't know the answer but I've seen the same problem/situation on other forums in lands far far away as well.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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...For writing sloppy-ass CSS code, you rat bastards. The errors for bootstrap are in telerik's bootstrap.css file...
Error in parsing value for ‘-webkit-text-size-adjust’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:54
Unknown property ‘orphans’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:2529
Unknown property ‘widows’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:2538
Unknown property ‘-moz-osx-font-smoothing’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:3514
Error in parsing value for ‘outline’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:14482
Error in parsing value for ‘margin-top’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:34483
Error in parsing value for ‘outline’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:34714
Unknown pseudo-class or pseudo-element ‘-ms-input-placeholder’. Ruleset ignored due to bad selector. bootstrap:1:35641
Unknown pseudo-class or pseudo-element ‘-ms-expand’. Ruleset ignored due to bad selector. bootstrap:1:35740
Error in parsing value for ‘margin-top’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:37188
Unknown property ‘user-select’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:44231
Error in parsing value for ‘outline’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:44415
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘alpha(’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:44757
Error in parsing value for ‘border-top’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:53682
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘progid’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:55050
Error in parsing value for ‘border-bottom’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:55594
Unrecognized at-rule or error parsing at-rule ‘@-o-keyframes’. bootstrap:1:83010
Error in parsing value for ‘background-image’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:83945
Error in parsing value for ‘background-image’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:84850
Error in parsing value for ‘background-image’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:85476
Error in parsing value for ‘background-image’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:86108
Error in parsing value for ‘background-image’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:86738
Unknown property ‘zoom’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:87175
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘alpha(’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:104417
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘alpha(’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:104526
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘alpha(’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:105735
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘alpha(’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:105788
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘alpha(’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:106936
Unknown property ‘line-break’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:106974
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘alpha(’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:106998
Unknown property ‘line-break’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:108981
Expected media feature name but found ‘transform-3d’. bootstrap:1:110818
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘alpha(’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:112155
Error in parsing value for ‘background-image’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:112311
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘progid’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:112570
Error in parsing value for ‘background-image’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:112852
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘progid’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:113111
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘alpha(’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:113334
Expected color but found ‘#000\9 ’. Error in parsing value for ‘background-color’. Declaration dropped. bootstrap:1:114275
Unrecognized at-rule or error parsing at-rule ‘@-ms-viewport’. bootstrap:1:116560
Unknown pseudo-class or pseudo-element ‘-ms-clear’. Ruleset ignored due to bad selector. kendo-css:1:3324
Expected color but found ‘inhert’. Error in parsing value for ‘color’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:3720
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘alpha(’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:5947
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘alpha(’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:6060
Unknown property ‘-moz-background-clip’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:8185
Unknown property ‘speak’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:10306
Unknown property ‘-moz-osx-font-smoothing’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:10424
Unknown property ‘speak’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:10922
Unknown property ‘-moz-osx-font-smoothing’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:11040
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:12651
Unknown property ‘user-select’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:12893
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:15895
Unknown property ‘zoom’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:20536
Unknown property ‘zoom’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:21378
Unknown property ‘user-select’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:21659
Error in parsing value for ‘transition’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:23106
Unknown property ‘zoom’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:23536
Unknown property ‘zoom’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:25897
Unknown property ‘zoom’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:26000
Unknown property ‘zoom’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:26340
Unknown property ‘zoom’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:26584
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:26861
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:27084
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:27757
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:27835
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:28126
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:30613
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:31687
Unknown property ‘zoom’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:34669
Unknown property ‘user-select’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:34912
Error in parsing value for ‘-webkit-user-select’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:35022
Error in parsing value for ‘-moz-user-select’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:35047
Unknown property ‘user-select’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:35091
Unknown property ‘user-select’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:35895
Unknown property ‘zoom’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:36503
Unknown property ‘user-select’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:41785
Unknown property ‘zoom’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:41833
Unknown property ‘zoom’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:43921
Unknown property ‘zoom’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:44033
Unknown property ‘zoom’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:44206
Error in parsing value for ‘text-overflow’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:47415
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:48193
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:48528
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘alpha(’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:50814
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘alpha(’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:51762
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘alpha(’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:59759
Unknown property ‘zoom’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:61438
Error in parsing value for ‘transition’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:72650
Unknown pseudo-class or pseudo-element ‘-ms-clear’. Ruleset ignored due to bad selector. kendo-css:1:77424
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘alpha(’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:79506
Unknown pseudo-class or pseudo-element ‘-ms-clear’. Ruleset ignored due to bad selector. kendo-css:1:79703
Unknown pseudo-class or pseudo-element ‘-ms-clear’. Ruleset ignored due to bad selector. kendo-css:1:80123
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:86032
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘FlipH’. Error in parsing value for ‘-webkit-filter’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:88440
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘FlipH’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:88453
Unknown property ‘user-select’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:90497
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘alpha(’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:98744
Error in parsing value for ‘vertical-align’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:105002
Unknown property ‘user-select’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:110390
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘alpha(’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:110718
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘alpha(’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:121047
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘alpha(’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:122299
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:130695
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:131508
Unknown property ‘user-select’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:134298
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘alpha(’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:137254
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:142223
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:142429
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:143259
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘alpha(’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:144598
Unknown property ‘user-select’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:146718
Unknown property ‘zoom’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:148089
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘alpha(’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:149090
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘alpha(’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:149660
Unknown property ‘user-select’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:150338
Unknown property ‘user-select’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:154465
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:154678
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:155240
Unknown property ‘user-select’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:157506
Unknown property ‘-moz-user-drag’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:157549
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:157847
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:158319
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:158671
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:159081
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:160611
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:160765
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:162990
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:166070
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:166447
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:167032
Unknown property ‘appearance’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:168217
Unknown property ‘user-select’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:168947
Error in parsing value for ‘transition’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:169258
Unknown property ‘speak’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:207997
Unknown property ‘-moz-osx-font-smoothing’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:208115
Unknown property ‘user-select’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:213451
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:224800
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:226102
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:227982
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:228186
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:228379
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:228545
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:228850
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:229177
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:229564
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:230617
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:230766
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:231113
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:231382
Unknown property ‘user-select’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:234455
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:234745
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:235826
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:236270
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:236863
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:241793
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:243261
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:246290
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:246704
Unknown property ‘user-select’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:247403
Unknown property ‘user-select’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:248574
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:249348
Unknown property ‘user-select’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:249520
Unknown property ‘user-select’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:251352
Error in parsing value for ‘display’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:252772
Unknown pseudo-class or pseudo-element ‘hover’. Ruleset ignored due to bad selector. kendo-css:1:276452
Error in parsing value for ‘box-shadow’. Declaration dropped. kendo-css:1:302244
Expected media feature name but found ‘-ms-high-contrast’. kendo-css:1:305523
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘Alpha(’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. jquery-ui:1:516
Unknown property ‘user-select’. Declaration dropped. jquery-ui:1:2120
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘alpha(’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. jquery-ui:1:12161
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘Alpha(’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. jquery-ui:1:18270
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘Alpha(’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. jquery-ui:1:18420
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘Alpha(’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. jquery-ui:1:18495
Expected ‘none’, URL, or filter function but found ‘Alpha(’. Error in parsing value for ‘filter’. Declaration dropped. jquery-ui:1:29044
Error in parsing value for ‘background-color’. Declaration dropped. site-css:1:3705
Error in parsing value for ‘background-color’. Declaration dropped. site-css:1:3805
Error in parsing value for ‘background-color’. Declaration dropped. site-css:1:4036
Error in parsing value for ‘background-color’. Declaration dropped. site-css:1:4138
Error in parsing value for ‘background-color’. Declaration dropped. site-css:1:4369
Error in parsing value for ‘background-color’. Declaration dropped. site-css:1:4471
Unknown pseudo-class or pseudo-element ‘-ms-input-placeholder’. Ruleset ignored due to bad selector. mvc-grid.css:121:39
Unknown property ‘-moz-osx-font-smoothing’. Declaration dropped. fontawesome:1:659
Unknown property ‘zoom’. Declaration dropped.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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They only need to sell; and they do.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Oh, and while I'm here, their documentation sucks bi hairy donkey testicles.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Sounds more like a problem with your CSS linter. It doesn't understand vendor-prefixed properties; it doesn't understand modern properties like orphans[^] and widows[^]; it doesn't understand the old IE6-8 filter:alpha(...) syntax for opacity; in fact, it's not clear what it does understand. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Well, CSS itself is a cluster-f*ck to begin with, so...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Indeed. I believe the acronym stands for "Cascading Shower of Shite". 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I've heard of "Breaking and Decorating"* but this is new: Intruder broke into his home, cleaned it and makes beds[^]
* It's when you break into the house of someone you don't like, and tastefully redecorate the whole place.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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As long as you're not taken to the cleaners, everything is allright 
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The rural countryside of Vaals in the province of Limburg in the Netherlands inspired me to make this painting (with a bit of help from the free FotoSketcher application )
Microsoft OneDrive - Vaals.[^]
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Nice one 
noop()
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