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These are not the spoon you were looking for, I am afraid! 
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Indeed, those weren't the ones. 
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Sigh. Welcome to foot in mouth disease. I almost see my wife glaring at me. Tomorrow, bring her a pack of spoons and flowers with a note explaining. It will really go a long way.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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The spoon is a lie ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Just a red one and a blue one - you choose.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The red one is a spoon - the blue one is a spinner - what's the catch?
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I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No - a little mumble(t)y peg maybe...
...but hey fork that. Or is there a fork? Or... could it be that...
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There is a fork - it's the one that says "Bad Motherf***er".
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Tiney implement sounds rude (?)
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How many letters?
Hang on, didn't we do that one ... and what's that groundhog doing?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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42
There is no woodchuck.
There is no done.
There is only do.
73
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Two symbols: 4 Q
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Whenever I go into the office and see that our Configuration Manager is not here, I am tempted to say There is no Spoon.
Well, his name is Rick Spoon, so...
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I've seen things you woodchucks wouldn't believe. Attack hamsters on fire off the shoulder of Oracle. I watched C-Sharps glitter in the dark near the Maunder Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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My favourite movie.
...although "A Matter of Life and Death", starring David Niven, comes really close.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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OK, I give up. Is this an 'in' joke that only a certain class of people will get?
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You'd be 'in', had you watched the Matrix trilogy. It's not too late. 
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I watched about half an hour of the first one until I realised it was rubbish.
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The sequels were rubbish, but the first one was OK. But that also explains why you're not in on the joke.
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Story of my life ... 
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Just the first will do, the other two were kinda dumb.
xkcd: Matrix Revisited
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread 
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