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Playing database in a file, huh? That's oldschool, but some people never learn. They have been putting up with that crap for decades now and will merrily go on with it a few more. Don't worry.

(Try translating this, especially §§ 1,2,3,4 ... all of them Smile | :) )
Quote:
Et Jrundjesetz vunn Kölle:

§1: Et es wie et es!

§2: Et kütt wie et kütt!

§3: Et hät noch immer jot jejange!

§4: Wat fott es, es fott!

§5: Et bliev nix, wie et wor!

§6: Kenne mer nit, bruche mer nit, fott domet!

§7: Wat wellste maache!

§8: Maach et jot, ävver nit ze of!

§9: Wat sull dä Quatsch?

§10: Dringste eine met?

§11: Do laachs dich kapott!

I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.

His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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