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You don't have to be Einstein to figure it out... or maybe you do?
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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Looks like someone needs a spacetimeout to think about the gravity of the situation!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Don't wait too long or you might become one with the Force singularity.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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But maybe then I'd go out with a big bang!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That's a theory.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Is that what Scotty says when he pushes a cadet into the warp core?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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if the force is 'with/in the jedi'
and force increases with velocity
how cool it must be to be a jedi traveling at (or as near as possible) light speed?
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lopatir wrote: how cool it must be to be a jedi traveling at (or as near as possible) light speed?
Not for very long, I would imagine. Unless said jedi is traveling through interstellar space. In which case I hope he/she's got the right equipment.
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That Jedi probably was the first to say 'I have a bad feeling about this!' 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I'll spin on that one.
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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The thief! He plagiarised it before I thought of it! 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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look on the bright side,
instead of only repeating your own messages by repeating others' you'll have a lot more "new" material.
Cheer up, OG. You know what they say. Some things in life are bad. They can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle, Don't grumble. Give a whistle. And this'll help things turn out for the best. And...
always look on the bright side of li...
oh, wait!
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And things seem hard or tough,
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,
And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough,
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at 900 miles an hour.
It's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned,
The sun that is the source of all our power.
Now the sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
Are moving at a million miles a day,
In the outer spiral arm, at 40, 000 miles an hour,
Of a galaxy we call the Milky Way.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars;
It's a hundred thousand light-years side to side;
It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick,
But out by us it's just three thousand light-years wide.
We're thirty thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point,
We go 'round every two hundred million years;
And our galaxy itself is one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.
Our universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
In all of the directions it can whiz;
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth;
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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As I get older I find I'm losing energy does that mean I'm also losing mass or am I just moving slower?
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2. One who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
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Mike Hankey wrote: As I get older I find I'm losing energy does that mean I'm also losing mass or am I just moving slower?
That's the problem with death. The faster you approach it, the slower you go!
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Ain't that the truth
Technician
1. A person that fixes stuff you can't.
2. One who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
JaxCoder.com
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I'm getting older, losing energy, and gaining mass... 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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As matter of fact, it is only your rest energy.
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So, I'm coding away in VS2019 and I want to move some code from the Form.Shown handler to Form.Load. So I copy it to the clipboard and then CTRL+K,C to comment it out ... and nothing happens.
Try again. Nothing changes.
Try CTRL+K CTRL+C Nope.
Start googling, check the Options to check the key binding, all looks OK. Google, Google, Google.
Half an hour ... try to manually comment it out and I realize I've got a debug session running and can't change the actual code ...
Close the app, and lo! It works again! 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Common for me. In Atmel Studio I'll make changes go to compile and get the "would you like to quit debugging" message.
Technician
1. A person that fixes stuff you can't.
2. One who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
JaxCoder.com
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At least you don't spend half an hour working it out ... 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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True enough
Technician
1. A person that fixes stuff you can't.
2. One who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
JaxCoder.com
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the part I dislike is when (during debugging):
move around in the source (no prob)
copy some source (highlight, ^C) (no prob)
move to where you want to paste [or just start to type in some code],
^V (or start typing)
up pops 'changes not allowed ... do you want to stop debugging?'
OK, fine, fair enough, I can accept that's the rule,
so click the 'yes: please stop the debugging session'
-> cursor returns to the code where you attempted the paste/typing,
^V / type
nothing happens
where the hell is the focus, it's not [as expected] in the code where it was before the popup popped up?
yes the popup I can begrudgingly accept, yes my mistake, sorry, sorry, 1000 apologies
... but why is the focus not restored after I've apologized? (everything else works that way)
... do I need to sacrifice a pigeon* or self flagellate until I faint first?
* not many sheep around here
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