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Neither does mine - but the requests were along the lines of "a chicken, you moron - or a whole cow would be nice".
I don't want to eat mice, voles, shrews, rats, sparrows, crows, moles, robins, sticks, leaves, or even the heron he keeps eyeing up speculatively.
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OriginalGriff wrote: If I want a Robin on a card, I'll use one Dij brought in and disemboweled!
Now that's a Christmas card right there.
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scan? phht just take a pic with their phone
...works for generation phone-zombie
get with it grandpa!
couldn't resist - blame it on the friday night ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) 's
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A picture? But ... that takes weeks to come back from the developers ...
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There was even a song about it in Disney's Cinderella - "One Day My Prints Will Come".
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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But you have to admit it's handy to have an "all-in-one" ALL THE TIMES you suddenly have to send a fax??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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they still use fax here in Asia,
... no choice because they keep eating the pigeons when you send documents that way.
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OriginalGriff wrote: How much are basic flatbed scanners on Flea bay? Hmmmm....
I think I paid $70 (Canadian) for my Canon scanner (USB, single function) years ago, which must be the same if not even cheaper nowadays. Nothing fancy, but it'll handle up to 8.5" x 14" or so, so plenty good for most basic needs. The exact model is a Canon CanoScan LiDE 100.
Bonus (and this is sometimes important): I never had to install any of the bundled crapware to get it going, and every Windows OS I've used it with so far (7 x64 and above) has recognized it out of the box with no fussing with drivers.
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Me too.
We've gone all BW laserjet here.
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I would've expected you to do a 3d print by now. 
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Disney is to release a version of the Iliad – they are calling it Troy Story.
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With the next characters:
rorty toys
rosy rotty
ryot story
ryot troys
ryot tyros
story tory
story troy
story tyro
Torry toys
tory troys
tory tyros
troy troys
troy tyros
troys tyro
tyro tyros
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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when you gonna quit that horsing around?
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I wooden dare!
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When you post these, we all think: OG? How Odyssey in real life?
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I'll wait for the sequel - finding Nelo[^]. 
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- Homer
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What the Helen are they thinking?
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Oh Griff! If only your father had known about Trojans when he was horsing around with your mother.
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
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Below are my preferences…
For monospace:
1-Liberation Sans Mono
2-Inconsolata
3-American Typewriter (Decorative)
For Serif Font:
1-Baskerville (for long texts)
2-Didot Bold (for titles)
3-Cochin, Rockwell (Decorative)
For Sans Serif:
1-Optima (modern feel)
2-Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Lato
3-Futura/Gill Sans/Avenir Condensed (Decorative)
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Except for angry notes in the office. You are required by law to use Comic Sans for that! 
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Nope: Crazy Killer Font | dafont.com[^]
Works really well for inter office memos as well*.
* "Works well" as in "they don't bother you again"
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Interesting.
If the soapbox ever comes back, that should be the only font available.
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Yay Consolas!
...although FixedSys is good sometimes.
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