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Talking of "two Thanksgivings ago": Anyone who is still unfamiliar with Arlo Guhrie. Alice's Restaurant[^] should spend the 18 minutes it takes to listen to this talking country tune!
The movie based on the tune is certainly a nice presentation of hippe life at the time of Woodstock, but it is not half as funny as the song. Watch it if come across it, but don't cross the continent to get hold of it.
Do you think there is any malware that can escape a virtual machine?
Nothing escapes from a virtual machine. Once the malware passes the event horizon, it is reduced to pure energy by the time it reaches the singularity. Wait... that was a black hole, not a virtual machine. Better install everything on a black hole then.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.