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In a boring job interview:

Useless HR drone: "Where do you see yourself in five years?"

Laconic answer: "Not here."

Silly answer: "Back home on Beta Reticuli. They will probably not want me as a Stormtrooper anymore, but I always can earn a little programming Eludium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulators."

Delusional answer: "Where do I find the office of your boss?"


Everything is better than seriously answering such questions. Any better ideas?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.

His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.


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