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Christmas present?
Nah, just quietly biding time (away from shops) till it becomes Christmas past.
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I wish.
Her work has decided to do a lame-ass "Secret Santa" where everybody buys a pressie for around £5 and they all go in a box and you grab one at random.
So I went to the supermarket today with a new item on my shopping list, along with the bread and milk: "£5 worth of cr@p" 
To the "smellies" gift aisle I go ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Better Lei-t then never, go ahead and Tree-t yourself.
They call me different but the truth is they're all the same!
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Who would pine for that? Obviously, you're ribbon us. Just do a neat job in case anyone notices you-tied the bow.
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...and it would be very Rudolph you to forget to buy any presents.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
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Mariah Carey beginning with "I don't want a lot for Christmas" and then revealing she wants "you" is such a good burn.
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He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake,
he knows if you've been bad or good, so beware for goodness sake,
An old pedafile is in your town.
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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you listened to a maria scarey song?
whose next? just-in beeper? sealion dying?
endless santa and reindeer music is torture enough every December without bringing that lot in.
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Try this improved version[^] of that song instead. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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hmmm, interesting but cut it half way to listen to the normal Radiohead Creep
(and a diversion on the suggested links to the only decent REM song - Shiny Happy People.)
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Yes, it's part of a Christmas song, but I was wondering if anybody here actually makes it, or eats it as part of your family tradition?
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Mum did once use an old family cook book, Once...
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glennPattonWork wrote: Mum did once use an old family cook book
Not surprised you didn't like it. You normally use figs - not an old family cook book- yech! 
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
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I've never made or had it, but a quick google image search makes me think that it's plenty tasty.
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Grandfather was a baker, I think his recipe was for a metric ton, rather than a baking tin 
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Yes, I agree. I was thinking about making it this year. I was hoping somebody would have a recommended recipe. 
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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if you enjoy having whole teeth or even remotely know anyone with diabetes best avoided
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Well, I know SOMEONE[^] who might find a use for it... 
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Why? Just why? 
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Just be grateful it's not coming out the other end!
They call me different but the truth is they're all the same!
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Yeah - it would run down your arm. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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