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My thought was you were an experienced programmer Your question style caught my eye because it was something I might write. I don't ask highly technical questions; you can always find those answers in manuals, wikis, or blogs.
You know, we all have those gremlins sitting on our shoulders: "Do this, it is the way of the future", "Don't do that, it's bad form". Meh.