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But ... even if you had gone to the quack straight away, you still wouldn't be fixed by the end of next month, let alone this!
Accidents always happen at the least convenient time, that's Einstein's third law of relatives.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Neuroplasticity is the ability to heal one's body through the power of will by visualizing. It has been proven muscle tissue can actually increase and brain functions at least partially restored (after a stroke). Have a great game!
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
Because fate decided you would only suffer a minor injury with no permanent damage instead of something worse, or something much worse. Find joy in the big picture. Life is beautiful! And when you're eventually back on your feet (pun intended), you know you'll nail (pun intended) every squash tournament that comes your way.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013