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That could still happen. Send over about 15 kg weapon grade plutonium for the nuclear batteries and I will build a replica of the Galileo probe. But then I will need five more processors and I actually don't want to crash it into Jupiter when it runs low on fuel and the only thing that still works are these little processors.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Mine started to stick quite a while ago but I took it apart and cleaned it and it's working much better. I know this one will eventually fail so am keeping a lookout for a good mechanical keyboard on eby and I ran across this baby...
Vintage IBM 5251 Beam Spring Keyboard TESTED | eBay[^]
I can't even afford shipping!
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$2000 for a vintage IBM keyboard? I'd say that's totally insane.
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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And where the hell are they shipping it from that it cost $105, Mars?
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Quote: looking around for a keyboard replacement
voice-to-text is getting better, as long as you don't have an accent Alexa's pretty good.
if you prefer touchy feeley (don't want people hearing you search for pron) you could cheek out the sort of gizmo Steven Hawking used.
there's more but that should get the ball rolling.
after many otherwise intelligent sounding suggestions that achieved nothing the nice folks at Technet said the only solution was to low level format my hard disk then reinstall my signature. Sadly, this still didn't fix the issue!
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Hmm Hawking not using his anymore...
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It's nice though because on the easy payment plan you can pay a low $84 per month for 24 months. 
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Where do I sign?
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Even if you got that, you'd probably need an IBM 5250 terminal to connect it to. See Here. The photo shows what looks like the connector in the background, and that's not even an AT style connector.
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I'm glad you pointed that out before I ordered. 
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The first keyboards I used had 25 pin RS-232 connectors, and plugged into the screen. The screen was a character oriented one, 25 by 80 char, monchrome green (nice for Jenkins!), with is own 25 pin RS-232 to the computer. No, it was not a PC.
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So $2000 for an IBM keyboard.
That's about a 50% discount from what IBM used to charge for them in the 70's isn't it?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Yeah I believe so!
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Mike Hankey wrote: Monday starts Diarrhea awareness week, runs until Friday!
"Diarrhea awareness week" - that is quite the movement!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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One of Beethoven's I believe?
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It was a very productive time for him. He produces his first 5 movements in just one morning...
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Ah yes Bethoven's 5th, that was a good movement.
Can't remember was that a Minor or Major movement?
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Mike Hankey wrote: Bethoven's 5th
That's the one that starts off with "DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP" isn't it?
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yep and then a bunch of little dumps...
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I quite fancy one of these[^], but it's been God-only-knows how long since I've needed a new keyboard.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nice!
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There is advert on that page that is hilarious. It is for :
Apple Extended Keyboard M0115
Keyboard BOX ONLY
They want $24 for it and $15 for shipping.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Seriously a keyboard box? Why...that's right there;s one born every minute!
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here's a link : E-bay link[^]
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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I'm still clinging to my first HP keyboard from '98. I've had this keyboard for my entire 20+ year career. Lately, I've got a few keys that have started sticking...time for a bi-annual deep cleaning...maybe I can get a few more years out of it!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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