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My brother-in-law married my sister on her birthday.
This could be either smart, or stupid.
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This could be either smart, or stupid fatal.
FTFY
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Well, like so many marriages, this one ended up in divorce anyway, so...
And no, it wasn't because he ever did forget either her birthday or their anniversary.
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Our first date was on my birthday and hers is the day before my sister's.
I reckon hope stupid doesn't describe the choice. :crosses-fingers:
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 I remember birthdays through math associations with my own (ex: (d+m+1)/((d+m)*d+1)). I'm awful at remembering birthdays and names but at least with names I either don't need to remember it or I get reminded daily so it sticks eventually. Maybe this is why I'm not married 
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Got lucky: it’s 25/6. No nerd can forget that. 😀
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Forgot it once.
She went out and bought a new car. Said: "look what you bought me for my birthday".
Much cheaper to remember.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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All tech geeks here....There's a thing called "calendar" and almost every phone allows you to set yearly reminders. No forgetting of birthdays ever. 
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Even better - add the detail to the contact info and voilà! Perpetual reminders installed.
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Do food-picky children specialise in whine tasting?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Excuse me for hurling this at you, but for crying out loud! It sounds like you've spilled the beans.
Indeed, vomit I heard, young children are at a porridge for variety.
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It depends on the cheese variety that you serve with the whine. 
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bugs me no end!
though when they ask for I scream I'll gladly offer both flavours. (over 20 years on and still no takers ??? ???)
after many otherwise intelligent sounding suggestions that achieved nothing the nice folks at Technet said the only solution was to low level format my hard disk then reinstall my signature. Sadly, this still didn't fix the issue!
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OriginalGriff wrote: food-picky children
I thought they were the offspring of orchard owners.
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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as long as I am at least twenty feet from the edge of any possible fall over 3 feet down ...
but, this scares me: [^] Quote: On Friday, February 14th, 2020: #Jetman Vince Reffet took off, headed south towards Jumeirah Beach Residence, building speed and height. In 8 seconds he had reached 100 meters height, in 12 seconds 200m, 19 seconds 500m, and reached 1000m in 30 seconds at an average speed of 130 knots. At the end of a 3-minute flight punctuated by a roll and a loop at 1800m altitude, Jetman Vince Reffet opened his parachute at 1500m before landing back at Skydive Dubai.
It is the first time that a #JetmanDubai pilot could combine hovering safely at a limited altitude and flying aerobatics at high altitude in the same flight.
Controlled from the ground by the human body, the equipment enables Jetman Dubai to reach speeds of 400kmh, as well as hovering, changing direction and performing loops.
"Controlled from the ground by the human body" ... so, who's controlling what when he's up in the air ?
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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Fast, but only limited range and an awkward way to land. I would prefer to fly to work every morning with one of these[^].
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I am glad they spend so much money on these types of technologies.
I dream of a future where one day I will no longer have to worry about getting my feet wait when I encounter a difficult to navigate puddle. Just a short burst on my rocket wings and I will be over that pesky puddle in no time!
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BillWoodruff wrote: "Controlled from the ground by the human body"
His ex-wife?
Her to her friend: Hold my beer we're gonna have some fun!
Monday starts Diarrhea awareness week, runs until Friday!
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At least he remembered to do up the straps. 
SWISS MISHAP - YouTube[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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$2 for a cup of coffee...
$3 for coat check...
$4 an hour for parking...
If they don't change their attitude, I'll just stop inviting them to my house! 
Ba-Tish! Don't worry, getting my coat real soon!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Johnny J. wrote: getting my coat real soon!
I can give it back for as low as $5 
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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This reminds me:
My folks have a towel rack in one of their washrooms, and my mom put some nice fancy towels on it, carefully selected to match the paint on the walls, and nobody's allowed to actually use those towels coming out of the shower - if you actually need a towel, those are stored in the laundry room (which is across the hall from the washroom).
I used to ask my mom what the point was, as this is a functional washroom, not a museum where people come in and pay to look at some display. She never appreciated my "function over form" rationalization.
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