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My wife heard this exchange in the local Co-op on Saturday:
Customer: Are we allowed one or two loaves of bread?
Assistant: Only one, unless the other is for a neighbour.
Customer: Yes, it's for a neighbour.
When Shakespeare was quarantined because of the plague, he wrote King Lear!
Note: It may even be true[^] (assuming that he did, indeed, write ANY of "his" plays)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous - The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 - Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain