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You heard it here first
Why does god always take the best so young.
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New meme - “Kim Jong Un didn’t kill himself.”
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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What did he know about Hillary?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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I read that the main reason for his health decline was that his surgeon was unfamiliar with treating obese patients. That I can believe. Kim is/was probably the only fat person in the whole country. Everyone else is starving!
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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He isn't/wasn't merely fat, but extremely obese, with a BMI of approximately 45. That alone makes him a poor risk for any surgery.
Add to that known cardiac issues, heavy smoking, etc., and no reputable surgeon would touch him.
(Of course in the DRNK, I doubt the surgeon had much choice.  )
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Ciuldn'ta happened to a nicer guy!
Young enough to know I can.
Old enough to know I shouldn't.
Stupid enough to do it anyway!
JaxCoder.com
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 (Assuming you are sarcastic.) This news made my afternoon. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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/ravi
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I was certain he'd live forever - neither Heaven nor Hell would want him. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Quote: neither Heaven nor Hell would want him
Yup. But there is always purgatory.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Laugh now, and I will, but rumor has it his sister could be next in line. No one is certain if she takes the job, whether or not she is the same, worse, or better than Kimmy.
China may try to take over the country. who knows.
Also, I would like to know the reward (lifetime supply of taco bell?) given to the doctor that "messed up" his surgery, supposedly.
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almost a case of 'better the devil you know' - we can live in hope that the next one will be 'better' (whatever that means)
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The Tyrant is Dead
Long live the next Tyrant
Bram van Kampen
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I love Rowan. Great meme.
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A sad day for hair-styling.
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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Double entendre not intended.
I can't get over how self centered most (seemingly) people are in the building I live in.
When they go up or down the stairs, they STOMP.
When they close their doors, they SLAM them. The one across the hall from me slams her door so hard that it makes the wooden beams in the building shake.
People are unaware or just don't care that they are sharing the building with other people.  
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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They need to be able to hear it over the music of their earbuds.
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I have had the misfortune to have such neighbours in the past. It never occurs to them that there is anyone else alive on the planet.
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In these times the prevailing attitude seems to be; "It's all about me"
Young enough to know I can.
Old enough to know I shouldn't.
Stupid enough to do it anyway!
JaxCoder.com
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Richard Andrew x64 wrote: I can't get over how self centered most (seemingly) people are
It's not just in your building! It's everywhere!
Seriously, I spend way more time than I'd like, listening to type A people drone on about their miserable self-centered lives. I've got a retired neighbor who just loves to talk...I avoid him, especially during work hours. I've got a brother-in-law who calls me just about every day because he is bored and has no friends. Then, there is the current example of a non-technical colleague who needs help troubleshooting a slow wifi issue at her new house. It's been around 25 min. now on this phone call and finally past the point of 'turn in off and turn it back on'...to be continued. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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That's why I have a house.
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I wanted to get out of a lease and "played up" the stomping part. The landlord came to check me out personally. As luck would have it, at that moment we hear stomping and he goes: "What's that noise?!" "Oh, it's someone climbing the stairs" (3 story appt; stairs). No contest.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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Oddly enough, my neighbor (who is otherwise very gracious) also has a habit of letting their doors slam. Bothers me no end. 
/ravi
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