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How hard can it be to build a pond in your foreyard and then put in a computer controlled fake alligator that is randomly raised from the bottom of the pond when someone is detected near the fence?
It does not have to be too convincing, just the eyes and the head, as long as it's only supposed to lurk in the water. Bonus points when somebody sees through the illusion and you then have a real alligator in the pond when that person passes by the next time and wants to take a closer look.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
I would say you could ask JSOP, but I don't think he is going to give them to you so easy
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Yeah - when the world around here was emptied by Superstorm Sandy, the lady across the street became so social (after years of ignoring us). She has returned to her old ways once the place was repopulated.
No such change, this time - I think the bodies are around so she doesn't need to actually get involved with them. Only when they're missing.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous - The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 - Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain