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Jest. Not in the mood, let me answer as if it isn't Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

Nah, not even remotely nearly as complicated as a female. Not even close.

My day is good if there's coffee and a smoke at the start. My day is very good if it doesn't rain. Simple. Male. Chicken or steak? Great day.

Her day depends the weather, her mood yesterday, her brothers mood yesterday, the sister-in-law's mood, the kind of breakfast, the weather-forecast, the actual weather, dinner plans, actual dinner, her dress, her hair, wind, how I make her look. That's ignoring how she smells (always a flower one can't name), how her niece did at the championship [...] long list, too complicated. Easier to ask what today's mood is, and why, and learn and shut up.

ZD's a statement that tries so suggest something, without ANY arguments. Never met a female without arguments. Can't call it a man if it hides behind the words that it was just a jest. So, only logical remaining option is I offended "zir", innit?

Let zir explain zirself. I'll listen to any argument. And yes, against the lockdown, and got arguments for that which you may verify, but not going to provide ammo to zir.

Pissed that he chooses to ignore Griff and hide behind jest. A coward.
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