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GeneralLateral thinking wins the day! Pin
Chris C-B19-Sep-20 20:48
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GeneralFilter Time column greater than zero in typescript Pin
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JokeInto a bar Pin
Greg Utas19-Sep-20 7:08
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  • An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.
  • A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
  • A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
  • An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
  • An alliteration bursts into the bar, barking at the bartender for a beverage. He beamed, "Better be a beer!"
  • Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”
  • A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
  • Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
  • A question mark walks into a bar?
  • A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
  • Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out—we don't serve your type."
  • A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.
  • A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
  • Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.
  • A synonym strolls into a tavern.
  • At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar—fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.
  • A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.
  • Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.
  • A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
  • An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.
  • The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
  • A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
  • The past, present, and future walked into a bar. The mood was tense.
  • A dyslexic walks into a bra.
  • A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.
  • A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.
  • A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.
  • A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.
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JokeWord Crimes! Pin
Randor 19-Sep-20 11:45
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JokeBMW! Pin
Sandeep Mewara19-Sep-20 6:02
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GeneralAnd I have nowhere to keep it ... :sigh: Pin
OriginalGriff19-Sep-20 4:12
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honey the codewitch19-Sep-20 4:17
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OriginalGriff19-Sep-20 4:32
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Mike Hankey19-Sep-20 4:35
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Amarnath S19-Sep-20 5:53
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PIEBALDconsult19-Sep-20 5:58
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Sander Rossel21-Sep-20 2:20
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PraiseOn Windows Pin
honey the codewitch19-Sep-20 4:05
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GeneralRe: On Windows Pin
Sandeep Mewara19-Sep-20 5:50
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