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![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) ing Orbital is on fire! 
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Met him, Steve Waugh and Tom Moody in a pub once (when Waugh hadn't yet been dismissed in a test in England IIRC) before he was Aussie captain. All I can say is, Waugh and Moody were two genuinely nice people and great ambassadors for the game and Australia.
Dean Jones was there too.
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Woof woof!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Do you think they train attack dogs as sniffers, so they can eliminate the threat, once identified? 
I am not wrong. I am just different!
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Although I prefer cats (they are generally brighter than dogs) I like dogs - and dogs like me. Most of the time I can get them to obey me, even if they won't obey their owner!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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OriginalGriff wrote: Most of the time I can get them to obey me, even if they won't obey their owner!
That's funny and probably really does indicate something about you.
Probably makes sense that your a software dev too. You know how to tell things/animals what to do so they actually do it.
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raddevus wrote: You know how to tell things/animals what to do so they actually do it.
That only works when you use your own software.
Once in the hands of the unwashed masses, they don't even do what they, themselves, want to do. Makes me dream, fondly, of a million monkeys on a million . . . .
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So when you were tested, you went for the CAT scan over the lab test?
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And the cat which won't obey you is smarter how?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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DRHuff wrote: the cat which won't obey you
The answer is in the question! 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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That's not much to brag about. Now, if you could get cats to obey most of the time...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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OriginalGriff wrote: and dogs like me
Seems pretty obvious after looking at your profile picture 
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Tom Jones hates to move apartments: "please re-lease me, ..."
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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I read that and rent my clothes as a sign of mourning. "That's Not Unusual" (1965). When he says "I'm Coming Home" (1975) he likes to know where it is.
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The doctor diagnosed me with a Tom Jones complex.
I asked him if that happened a lot.
Apparently, it's not unusual.
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I can't spell his name ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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G-e-r-r-y D-o-r-s-e-y. 
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: Engelbert Humperdinck
Isn't that the guy who used to play Sherlock Holmes? 
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No, that was Benedict Cumberbatch. Humperdinck (the original) was a classical composer, and Gerry was a crooner.
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Darn, I forgot the joke icon... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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