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I basically want to scrape out the text part of a webpage, leaving all the frilly stuff - including login screens - out. And what I don't want is to have an app that just opens up the HTML as a text file like Notepad. I have also tried using OpenOffice Writer, and once it worked, putting the text at the bottom, but every subsequent time it just crashed.
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Having written VBA in Access to do it before, keep in mind that different sites use different tags. That is another small pain in the ass you have to handle.
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And in a puzzled voice asks
“Who ordered WINE?!?!”
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Trolling, (political, climate, religious or whatever) will result in your account being removed.
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True, but that one is funny.
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Get a sense of humor, bud! That wasn't trolling.  If you object to stuff like that, for Christ's sake never draw a picture of Muhammad.
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Should I risk a joke about Mohammed?
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I Cana tell a lie, it was me.
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Wordle 596 2/6
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Wordle 596 3/6*
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Just one behind you!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Wordle 596 4/6
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Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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I think we both use the same starter word
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Yep! seems so. 
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#Worldle #379 4/6 (100%)
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https://worldle.teuteuf.fr
round and round
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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I'm looking for a Royalty free photo of Queen Elizabeth II but, I don't think there are any.
They've all got the Queen in them!
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I think that needs some work.
Edit: How about, "I was looking for an example of a celebrity gossip magazine I could use in a project, but none of them were royalty-free" ?
modified 1hr 15mins ago.
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He'll pay for that joke.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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That's what I was trying to avoid!
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In certain regimes, a joke to die for. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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