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He's probably going to yell at you in Porschuguese. 
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Now you can't drive him nuts. On second thought now you can drive him nuts. As the saying goes "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." Only a few minutes ago I learned why it is called 911. It is because 901 was taken. - Happy Motoring
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"It is cheaper to save the world than it is to ruin it."
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Do you mean you swapped your husband for a Porsche 911?
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That's the joke, yes
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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Yeah, but now do you have a source of gas?
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No, she swapped him for the car ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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It has that whole "Gift of the magi" feel to it.
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I knew a guy who owned a Porsche, corrected you when you said Porsche instead of "Porsje", and when a Porsche drove by he went to the window to look at it.
We were in the office and our neighbor owned a Porsche, which we saw when he opened his garage that one time, guy went over to talk to him about Porsches immediately.
I wouldn't be surprised if the guy really traded his wife for a Porsche 
Funny thing, the son of someone at the office dropped by once in a while and drove a sporty Mazda.
One time he hit the Porsche when he tried to park his car 
Small dent, I think it cost him a month's salary (of a student) to get it fixed (he was insured, as that's obligated by law over here, but I think he did this one outside of his insurance to keep his costs low).
The Porsche-guy was all like "some stuck-up youngster want to drive a fast car, well now he's got to pay."
The Mazda-guy was a really nice dude though, came in apologizing thousands of times, knowing how fond this guy was of his Porsche.
Of all the cars he could've hit...
Fun stuff
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Sander Rossel wrote: I knew a guy who owned a Porsche, corrected you when you said Porsche instead of "Porsje", and when a Porsche drove by he went to the window to look at it.
That's the point where you're supposed to correct him back, the proper pronunciation is "dbagmobile".
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
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Sander Rossel wrote: Of all the cars he could've hit...
...of all the cars he could've hit, he chose to park next to this one. That's not so accidental (pardon the pun). If he couldn't have avoided hitting a car, he could've avoided hitting that particular one by going much, much farther away.
That's why I don't park anywhere near dbagmobiles.
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At last. Now you have somethin’ useful in your garage.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Which can't clear a clogged drain.
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Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Finally got the first letter!
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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I was thinking of another word, but I wasn't sure how to spell it.
Looked it up on Google Translate, which said "did you mean [answer]?"
Well, OK then
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