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People, people, people = When I said "Bring your 'growlers', I meant the ones filled with beer, not bear!
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Yeah, I'm just making an ursine of myself... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Will be a cricketing* spectacle if it wears Google glass.
* Googly
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The spectacled bear[^] (Tremarctos ornatus), also known as the Andean bear or Andean short-faced bear and locally as jukumari (Aymara), ukumari (Quechua) or ukuku, is the last remaining short-faced bear (subfamily Tremarctinae). Its closest relatives are the extinct Florida spectacled bear,[2] and the giant short-faced bears of the Middle Pleistocene to Late Pleistocene age.[3][4] Spectacled bears are the only surviving speciess of bear native to South America, and the only surviving member of the subfamily Tremarctinae.
SO, THERE!
modified 23-Nov-15 10:27am.
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Ha! As soon as I started reading your post, I thought to myself, "Self, I'm pretty sure I've seen a spectacled bear at the Cincinnati Zoo", so I clicked on your wiki link to see what it looked like, and (after fixing it with '_bear') the picture in the description is captioned with "At the Cincinnati Zoo". 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Fur Fozzie's sake! Stay focused, my bear friend.
Life is too shor
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When you're around a grizzly, be sure to Treadwell.
Too soon?
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I had to Google him... so 2003 isn't too soon for me.
And having read his story on wiki, I can only say "what an idiot"... Evolution in action!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Wouldn't that be a bear wearing a monocle?
This post is provided by PC* Correction Services
* Plurality Consistency - not what you're thinking
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No - it's a Spectacled Bear.[^]
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Where is Mr. Osmo when you really need him? 
Life is too shor
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Sshhh! We don't talk about that.
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Ah I see. When am I getting my shovel back?
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From his last message:
'...Few days ago Oracle began to structure data - Oracle killed SQL,...'
I wonder if that's the image they wanted to have...
Edit: And if his thingie can really turn novels into code, then don't ever give it something like 'The Invincible'[^] to read.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Pretty sure that's a bot...and not a particularly good one.
(The "amanfrommars" bot on www.theregister.co.uk is much better)
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If it is a bot, it is a good one - perfectly pretending to be an insane person. Plus it has a sense of humor:
"Q: oh, i just have a simple question then,
How do your system works if i just want to print "Hello World" on my console?
A: Actually it depends whom do you speak to. The reaction cannot be foreseen, everything depends which Lexical Clone you talk to, on its mood. And Clones constantly change: after each conversation they learn new.
It prints 'I love you!'"
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Definitely not a bot. Do a Google search and you get a lot of results, including actual software patents granted by the US Patent Office.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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And this, children, is why you should never do drugs while at the keyboard.
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Well said, stick to beer, coffee and BACON!
veni bibi saltavi
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Ah, the holy Trinity.
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Gin is for relaxing, beer for work.
veni bibi saltavi
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