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IF you don't have earbuds in, people will think they can just turn up and talk to you. Interruption city!
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Then you must sing yourself. 
Lay out a hat. Perhaps someone drops some change (for charity or to make you stop).
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Bad idea.
I REALLY can't sing... 
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Great. You can earn a lot of money when you let yorself get paid for stopping. Just think how much you can ask for when you offer them never to sing again in the office.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Are you unable to 'play' music in your head? I did that for all of my examinations (which I aced, if I do say so myself) and often now prefer it to damaging my hearing! Of course, you have to have a memory for tunes. Nothing worse than an earworm that gets stuck on the second line!
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Member 9082365 wrote: prefer it to damaging my hearing
Earbuds damage hearing?
And good as your point may be I still prefer earbuds over playing music in my head...
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Sander Rossel wrote: Earbuds damage hearing?
Anything which pumps sound (ie pressure waves) directly into your eardrum can damage hearing if the volume is up and the usage is sustained.
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Just listen to your radio. Didn't they tell you that you're allowed to listen to your radio if it's at a reasonable volume?
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Indivara wrote: Didn't they tell you that you're allowed to listen to your radio if it's at a reasonable volume?
Nope.
There isn't any radio here at the office.
Some people have earbuds, but most don't listen to music.
I don't know how they manage...
It's killing me 
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This is the reason why I have a pair permanently attached to my desktop at work
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Yeah, I'll order a pair when I get home.
This must not happen again...
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Sander Rossel wrote: This is basically my worst case scenario for today 
If that's your "worst case scenario" for anything, I envy you.
But then, I'm the guy who prefers to code in total silence.
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I'm more for a infinite loop...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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With different instances inherited from the animal class?
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While(me.heart.beating)
{
Console.WriteLine("Still going!");
}
Application.End;
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morbid ? nah ....
hmmm, trying to think of one for me now .. how about
function isGarthAlive()
{
return !2b;
}
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I have to admit that the PING one made me laugh out loud.
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None of them beat The Last Bug[^]
He died at the console,
Of hunger and thirst.
Next day he was buried,
Face down, nine-edge first.
RIP, card readers 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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10 CommitSin()
20 GOTO Hell
30 END
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Well, 20 covers 10 anyway...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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"Name reference got detached from instance of a person".
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From the comments:
Here Lies Coder
int 20h I wonder how many gets that reference? I surely didn't at first.
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Only us old DOS coders...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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For those who believe in an afterlife, shouldn't the HTTP error be 301 (Moved Permanently)?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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