|
CDP1802 wrote: The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I will not beg your pardon, Master CDP1802, for the black tongue of JavaScript may yet well be heard in every corner of the West... GetElementByID() is altogether evil 
... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet. - Henry Minute
I'm still looking (eagerly) for wisdom in terms of best practices in OO design; and I doubt I'll ever quit looking. - BillWoodruff
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. - gavindon
|
|
|
|
|
Yes, Orcs breed faster than rabbits. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
|
|
|
|
|
... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet. - Henry Minute
I'm still looking (eagerly) for wisdom in terms of best practices in OO design; and I doubt I'll ever quit looking. - BillWoodruff
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. - gavindon
|
|
|
|
|
20th
===
20th Century Foxy Lady Godiva Chocolatier ducts unlimited Cruzship of Fool's Errand Paul McCartneys and Elbow Macaroneon Broadway out West, Young Man in the Middle Attack Vector Client/Server's should be tipping Point Lobose speaker of the House of Fool's Goldie Hawn is a chicken in Germaniac-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack you oughta know by now we're past the 20th
|
|
|
|
|
Just past teenache ... oops. Teenage.
|
|
|
|
|
When launching a rocket, the best way is to fuel upon the extinguishable force of gravity.
|
|
|
|
|
erm...
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
|
|
|
|
|
Exactly what I was thinking.  
|
|
|
|
|
Really just a take-off on the Thought-of-the-Day, he's launched us into another stage of puns.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
|
|
|
|
|
A very weak stage, it would appear... 
Will Rogers never met me.
|
|
|
|
|
Well, I just had this burning desire to lift-off into a slightly different direction, knowing full-well I'd get flames thrusted at me as others seek to ascend to loftier heights as they detach themselves from my post. 
No one has directly qualified "...we've had a problem", though. 
|
|
|
|
|
Is the best way to communicate with a fish to drop them a line?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
I think you should use the Net.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
|
|
|
|
|
Tsk, tsk! I think you cod have done much better!
/ravi
|
|
|
|
|
Are you singing that tunagain?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
|
|
|
|
|
I don't know. Cod moves in mysterious ways!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
|
|
|
|
|
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."
A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted" and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.
Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them.
Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.
He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail.
Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't see his old pal.
"Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark", came the reply.
Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."
Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."
Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed................
"I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian"
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
|
|
|
|
|
|
den2k88 wrote: You left me breathless with this one
That's what the ladies always say to me, it's refreshing to hear that from a man too 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
|
|
|
|
|
Nah, they sea it for themselves when they want to communicate.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
|
|
|
|
|
You're fishing at the bottom of the barrel here.
|
|
|
|
|
You almost caught me out with that one.
|
|
|
|
|
And would they dance if you cast a net?
New version: WinHeist Version When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page. Unknown
|
|
|
|
|
Well, it depends if you want them to think yer a hooker when you sink them to the bottom of of their existence, of which, I think is reel low to cast unto them as such, even though they are pole dancers.
|
|
|
|
|
Oh, clam up.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
