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You could try makeup?
Or antibiotics? 
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Manners, Sir. How could anyone propose to you if they haven't been formally introduced? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Love it, too bad we don't have such things (at least that I know of) where I live. I think me and the missus would have enjoyed that ceremony more than the one we had.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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OMG!  Oh My Spagetti God!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: the absurd (religion)
I think you'll find it's a bit more complicated than that!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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9082365 wrote: I think you'll find it's a bit more complicated than that
Only for those who take it seriously, as I don't then the Sky Pixie, Ghu or the Flying Spaghetti Monster are all on a par with all the other religions.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Quote: absurd (religion)
Is there really any other kind....
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Quote: Is there really any other kind....
Hardly!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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You will burn in hell for this blasphemy.
Or maybe not.
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Pastafarianism is my official religion in Civilization!
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This[^] was my favourite religion. unfortunately it had to be closed. It was founded in this[^] episode of Last Week Tonight.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Is there a secret - but only slightly evil - society called the Illuminaughty?
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There is a secret, albeit a little crazy, society called the Illuminutty.
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As well as a secret society of rope enthusiasts called the Illuminknotty.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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There's a secret insect society called the Illumignatty.
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That might be a problem for the yarn loving folks in the Illumiknitty.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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They can just knit some trivets for the members of the Illumignocchi.
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I agree, but I think the Illumingnocci may have to hook up the secretive egg loving society, the Albumenotti.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
modified 29-Feb-16 15:35pm.
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Yeah, and one a little more evil called Illuminasty! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That was gonna be my next one.
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Illuminachos... mmmhhhh....
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Whatever, they will soon be totally wiped out by the Elliminaty!
Life is too shor
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There is also a secret society of good dressers called the Illuminatty.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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They are looked down upon by their upper class relations - the Illuminhaughty
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