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Bloody hell no, your arse would still be above your hands!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Ok, Leslie, then you might as well build a replica of the Apollo flight computer.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Was the AGC a single purpose computer (only able to run that code with special instruction set ) ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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I believe it was specifically created for the Apollo program but may also have been used in later spacecraft / aircrafts. That said, in theory I guess you could write non-navigation code on it too 
The Wikipedia entry has some info : Apollo Guidance Computer - Wikipedia[^]
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Nish Nishant wrote: Many of you young ones were either not born or toddlers back then. So this should be like time travel for you!
Shut up. I was one of those toddlers and I reckon I was 15 or so when you were born.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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@roowalkerr - You won yesterday: The Lounge[^] so where is it? 
I guess you are up for tomorrow now...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ahmmm....look four threads below maybe?!
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It's true then: brain death has occurred... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Cream-ation next then!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Ouch. Now let's sit down and watch the "where are you glasses/first sign of alzheimer/mud in your eyes/ ..." show begin.
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Shhhh! Don't get OriginalGrandpa excited...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Ignore me - the cold has finally shut down enough brain cells that I'm allowed to run for PoTUS... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Don't worry we all have days like this 
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Some more than others 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'm allowed to be electedrun for PoTUS
Let's make that accurate ... and soon moved to the soapbox. 
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I'd vote for you, if you weren't from Wales and all. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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S Houghtelin wrote: if you weren't from Wales and all.
Do the sheep have their own candidate now?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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What frequency?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Are you referring to this[^]?
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