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Ouch. Now let's sit down and watch the "where are you glasses/first sign of alzheimer/mud in your eyes/ ..." show begin.
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Shhhh! Don't get OriginalGrandpa excited...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Ignore me - the cold has finally shut down enough brain cells that I'm allowed to run for PoTUS... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Don't worry we all have days like this 
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Some more than others 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'm allowed to be electedrun for PoTUS
Let's make that accurate ... and soon moved to the soapbox. 
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I'd vote for you, if you weren't from Wales and all. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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S Houghtelin wrote: if you weren't from Wales and all.
Do the sheep have their own candidate now?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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What frequency?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Are you referring to this[^]?
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More information?
Or do I have to wait until you publish a book with your adventures?
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She split with her girlfriend. We met for a drink at the local, then when it was obvious what we both wanted went to another pub where we wasn't known. Danced, kissed, took her back to mine. She is very hot looking. But is used to being the dominant one in her normal relationships, so that part took a bit of working out. But we got there in the end. Lets just say I found it hard to talk the next day as my tongue ached. Fair play she returned the favour - which was something she obviously had an aversion to first off. Then we did the traditional way. 4 hours all in all.
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Ok, well done  
...but maybe I shouldn't have asked for more information...I'm a bit distracted now
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TMI 
and it does not stand for Tongue must inside...
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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HobbyProggy wrote: and it does not stand for Tongue must inside...
HobbyProggy wrote: TMI
100% Agreement
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Clodetta del Mar wrote: 100% Agreement
Good to hear
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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Nope. I might have dropped the 'boy' from my name, but that was more an age thing.
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Could have called yourself "Fat Guy" instead...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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So you're applying for the turn 'er prize?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Don't forgett to turn her back, otherwise only one part will be roasted 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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i don´t want to destroy your illusions, but i´d guess she is a so-called "part time lesbian", aka bisexual woman...
However, enjoy.
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