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"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
Probably - but it wouldn't cast a shadow on the whole family now would it?
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
We fall in love lust with the outer appearances of some newfangled technology.
We have a great time with all the new experiences and cool things we do together.
We sprint into a committed relationship.
Then we start to spend "resources" (time and money) on dependencies, tool upgrades, etc.
Any formal training is either non-existent or too expensive.
We start to formalize procedures and policies.
Then we get completely married to the technology even though we are starting to have doubts.
Child applications show up and the software gets more complicated and interdependent.
Soon after, we meet some new technology and have an affair.
Next, we're heading to divorce court.
It's that some of them, for a short while, thought it would be best to get rid of IT and use outside contractors. Someone, in the background, reawakened them to the facts that not only does our stuff work better, but we're more responsive to changes. And they have their face in our stuff almost all day long, keeping the company running.
It's like the the old Chinese fable about the body rebelling against the stomach because they didn't think it contributed to the person - so they stopped feeding it . . . .
A couple of colleagues and I used to work for a Large Hospital organization providing customized software for lots of things. The accountants decided it would be so much simpler for them to buy in some vendor products to replace all our stuff and get rid these pesky programming teams who seem to sit around drinking coffee and playing with weird-looking text on their computers all day. Surely the vendors know what they are doing and will provide unlimited support for their excellent product which will be capable of doing all the things we had already spent years honing and implementing precisely to our customers' needs. The large number of senior staff doctors and surgeons who are critical to the operation of the hospital (as was most of our software) wouldn't even notice, probably. I mean, how hard can it be? These "programmers" don't even have accounting qualifications so what could they possibly know?
We have all coincidentally started new jobs at a place that pays better and treats us better (not a hospital).
From my new office I imagine I can occasionally hear the screaming from my old customers - and we have already had begging phone calls asking for help! We've only been gone a couple of weeks!
Oh, the manic laughter!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
Yup - we need to invent a word to use when one gets an (like your previous employer) epiphany just a bit too late.
Oh. Wait. There is one. Regret. - I wonder if the bean-counters are still employed?
One of the few real ego boosts in my life: my previous employer let me go, thinking they could do better with a 'real professional'. And then another one after they replaced him. And another one. Then, I heard that they now had to hire two people to replace me. And for all that, all they did was put a new face on the software I built. Four year later.
One of my longtime customers is about to lose their DBA/IT guy due to retirement and figured the answer was to move a few of their LOB applications to the cloud. The POS got moved almost a year ago and while it works fine on it's own, there are major problems with the data flowing in/out of it. I just spoke with their bookkeeper who will be working yet another Saturday trying to get caught up.
Yes, they succeeded in reducing their local IT workload, but now they've lost control of the data/databases to a software vendor that hasn't been able to correct a few missing/incorrect fields in reports/exports in almost 10 months since it was reported. (i'm sure they're an agile shop, so of course custom reports are likely at the bottom of a todo list)