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We used to have a cat - called Beldin - who woke me up every morning in exactly the same way: a Gorbals Kiss[^] right on the bridge of my nose, with all his strength. Since he weighed in at 8 or 9 Kg, you can image how well this worked. I woke up.
I didn't get up, in the hope this would not encourage such behaviour in the future, but I did indeed wake up.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And that's not much fun on hot summer nights when you just have a sheet for protection!
Not in Wales I wouldn't think. Hits 19 celsius hottest day in summer don't it?
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004