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No, it used to argue with me about that as well ... "Are you sure you want to close all nnn tabs?"
Yes. I am. I didn't want them anyway, it's just your lack of ad blockers that opened the damn things in the first place...
It is tolerable for downloading Chrome however (though it moans about it every time I do).
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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There was a leak & then in fixing it the contractors 'naffed' up the repair meaning the coffee machines have no ability to make coffee. Well due the 'new' coffee machines the 'elf & Safety did away with Kettels as we could get hot water for tea from the coffee machines and the boiling water taps (they have never worked!). So now I am trying to where the nearest place I can get a coffee from is and 'joy' it is raining... Life Sucks for me today, but it is Friday !
Same trouble here with the new coffee machine, after a few cups of coffee it gave up with all kind of errors on the display. Nobody knew how to clean it, as there was no user manual only an unreadable installation manual. So after a week it was goodbye to that machine and a new one was purchased.
This movie script reflects the situation accurately
You know, in my day, when you wanted to make a cup of coffee you just had to boil the water and strain the grinds. Now it seems like you need a PhD. Dad, you have a PhD. That's a juicer.
So they released the winners of the Nobel prize in literature today.
As usual I haven't a clue who they are. And it's probably about as good as usual.
So allow me to introduce my suggestion for best literature instead :
BEFOREHAND: close door, each window & exit; wait until time.
open spellbook, study, read (scan, select, tell us);
write it, print the hex whileeach watches,
reverse its length, write again;
kill spiders, pop them, chop, split, kill them.
unlink arms, shift, wait & listen (listening, wait),
sort the flock (then, warn the "goats" & kill the "sheep");
kill them, dump qualms, shift moralities,
values aside, each one;
die sheep! die to reverse the system
you accept (reject, respect);
kill the next sacrifice, each sacrifice,
wait, redo ritual until"all the spirits are pleased";
do it ("as they say").
return last victim; package body;
exit crypt (time, times & "half a time") & close it,
select (quickly) & warn your next victim;
AFTERWORDS: tell nobody.
wait, wait until time;
wait until next year, next decade;
sleep, sleep, die yourself,
die at last