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You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here,
and all the windows are barred.
I can't see one here.
The windows are all barred.
You are behind the white house. In one corner of the house
there is a window which is slightly ajar.
With great effort, you open the window far enough to allow passage.
I tried to go up the stairs even after the game warned me...
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have
been used recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to
the west, and a dark staircase can be seen leading upward. To the
east is a small window which is open.
It is pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Oh, no! You walked into the slavering fangs of a lurking grue.
You clearly are a suicidal maniac. We don't allow psychotics in the
dungeon, since they may harm other adventurers. Your remains will be
installed in the land of the living dead, where your fellow adventurers
may gloat over them.
Your score is 15 [total of 585 points], in 98 moves.
This gives you the rank of Beginner.
The game is over.
We had a local band called Zork Aan Mijn Vork (Zork On My Fork).
I've seen them live once or twice I think, but I don't think they exist anymore.
Can't find them on YouTube either.
I never knew if the name was somehow related to the game.
You can also get the Zork games on GOG.com by the way: The Zork Anthology on GOG.com[^]
Never played them myself though.