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I need someplace to store all the taglines I like. This is it.
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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth foregoing just for an extra three years in a geriatric ward.
The trouble with apathy these days is nobody cares.
Capital Punishment means never having to say "you again?"
As easy as 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.
If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell him a bench has just been painted, he'll have to touch it to be sure.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Beware the chickens, for in their silence, they plot...
Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other: "I'll man the guns, you drive!"
Life is too short to be taken seriously. -- Oscar Wilde
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Haleluja. It's about time I figured out that frikken sheep.
The trouble with apathy these days is nobody cares.
Capital Punishment means never having to say "you again?"
As easy as 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169
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I tried for a while, but eventually gave up.
Any clues?
Cheers,
Simon
sig :: "Don't try to be like Jackie. There is only one Jackie.... Study computers instead.", Jackie Chan on career choices.
article :: animation mechanics in SVG blog:: brokenkeyboards "Most of us are programmers, but a few use VB", Christian Graus
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: baaaa!: without the space
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.
If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell him a bench has just been painted, he'll have to touch it to be sure.
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There! I've finally got round to putting some sort of rubbish into my bio and getting a, very bad, pic of myself. Although, I've yet to ever see a good pic of myself . Excuse the red nose, I was in France at my best friends wedding and things got, well... a bit out of hand
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Nic Rowan wrote:
Excuse the red nose, I was in France at my best friends wedding and things got, well... a bit out of hand
hehe...were the wines good?
Where have you been, more precisely?
New, what do you own the world?
How do you own disorder?
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Kaßl wrote:
were the wines good
Yes they were
Kaßl wrote:
Where have you been
I was in Paris for a day and in Djion for two weeks. I have a friend who's living in Lille and I want to visit him sometime. I've heard it's quite nice there.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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I got bored of it. So I took it down. I'll post something else about myself if I ever do anything interesting. Like take over a small country.
Capital Punishment means never having to say "you again?"
As easy as 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169
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I got a personal forum page thingamobobie...
Now I just gotta think of something to put here... I suppose I should also update my bio sometime.
Beware the chickens, for in their silence, they plot...
Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other: "I'll man the guns, you drive!"
Life is too short to be taken seriously.
-- Oscar Wilde
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Oh sorry - I meant dohickey (or whatchamacallit if dohickey is taken)..
Beware the chickens, for in their silence, they plot...
Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other: "I'll man the guns, you drive!"
Life is too short to be taken seriously.
-- Oscar Wilde
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Nic Rowan wrote:
Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other: "I'll man the guns, you drive!"
I love that one
leppie::AllocCPArticle("Zee blog"); Seen on my Campus BBS: Linux is free...coz no-one wants to pay for it.
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