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Computer scientists (beginners) hunt an elephant therby starting following algorithm:
1. goto africa
2. start at cape of good hope
3. go through africa from south to north and bidirectional from east to west
4. for every loop:
5. hunt every animal you can find
6. compare every animal with the animal given as elephant
7. stop on match

Mathematicians (beginners) hunt elephants by terminating every animal that is not an elephant and then hunting one exemple of the remaining set.

Mathematicians (advanced) try to proof the excistence of elephants before they start with the beginners method as an inferior exercise.

Mathematic professors proof the existence of one elephant at minimum and then give their students the exercise to hunt a real elephant.

Statisticians shot one time in front of the elephant, one time behind the elephant, so that the elephant is statistically dead.

Economists don't hunt any elephants, but they are convinced that elephants deliver themselves up, if enough money is paid to them.

Java-Programmers make a type cast from a midge. (Same for C# Programmers) Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

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