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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
JokeRe: God, I hate VB. All I want for Christmas is for you to smite the retards responsible for its existence Pin
Florin Crişan31-Dec-07 2:08
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Ri Qen-Sin21-Dec-07 3:57
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Nemanja Trifunovic21-Dec-07 13:22
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Dave Kreskowiak21-Dec-07 6:25
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supercat92-Jan-08 6:43
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[quote]It stands for Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code.[/quote]

The popularity of BASIC in the 1980's stemmed not from human ease of use, but rather from the ability to make a very compact editor/interpreter package. Some simple versions of BASIC are 4K or less. Indeed, the Atari 2600 implementation of BASIC includes a CodeView-style display (showing current execution point and the values of all variables), and has to implement its own font display handling (the hardware has none), keypad scanning logic, and even a crude screen-saver, and yet it still fits within 4K.

Many of the horrible parts of vb6 syntax can be traced to Microsoft's original BASIC interpreter for the IBM PC more than 25 years ago. Using oddball invocation formats for graphics statements line line (x1,y1)-(x2,y2),color,bf is fine in an on-the-fly interpreted language, but is not a good approach in a compiled procedural or object-oriented language. Fortunately, the most horrible aspects of syntax were dropped in vb.net.
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Matt Sollars1-Jan-08 5:40
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Paul Conrad22-Dec-07 12:19
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Jordanwb29-Jan-08 6:28
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GeneralStupid variable names Pin
CurtD13-Dec-07 13:00
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Vasudevan Deepak Kumar16-Dec-07 22:35
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Daniel Ch. Bloch (MCSD, MCAD, MCTS)17-Dec-07 20:31
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