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We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

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GeneralRe: Another loop bites the dust Pin
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Yeah - I once had a user backing up their data, every day, to floppy for six months. Then they had a crash and needed to restore and the restore didn't work. I had to go over to see what the issue was...

I Start restore

"Insert Disk 1"

I ask for the first floppy, and insert it...

"Disk 20 of 20: Please insert disk 1 of 20"

I ask for the first floppy..

"Oh, there's only one." says the user.

"But this is disk 20" quoth I.

<snip -="" long="" and="" confused="" conversation="" ensued="">

"So," i calmly stated "when the backup program said 'Insert Disk 2 then press Enter to continue.' you pressed Enter. Then when the message **Warning disk will be Formatted - All data will be lost**', you just pressed Enter again?"

"Yes." replied the user, in a tone which suggested that only a fool would do anthing else. "and the same for disk 3, and 4 ... We thought it was clever to fit all that data onto one disk! Isn't that what formatting means?"

I suppose I should have realised they weren't the smartest bunch on the planet when, in previous years, they had folded an old 5 1/4" diskette in half to send through the post (and stapled a with-compliments slip to it) and seemed surprised that I couldn't read it!

Take a chill pill, Daddy-o

.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')

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