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David Wulff wrote:
it will be like living in an alien!
I must say, regardless of your "bathroom" situation, living in an alien would be a tough task!
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That's not a problem.
If I appear in public as a guy, I use the Gents (distasteful though I find them, it's the sensible thing to do).
If I appear as myself, I use the Ladies.
Anna ![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
"Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
- Marcia Graesch
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Anna  wrote:
If I appear in public as a guy, I use the Gents (distasteful though I find them, it's the sensible thing to do).
Even though I have no inclination to change sexes* I use the ladies myelf whenever I can get away with it without being noticed. Male toilets are an utter disgrace! How can so many people continuously miss the urinals and piss all over the floor? And the smell! There is nothing more nausiating in this world than the stench of stale urine - it literally burns your nostrils. 
* Well maybe if I could actually swap minds with a woman for 24 hours that would be cool - just give me a mirrored wall, a cucumber, and a king sized bed and I'll be happy as Larry all day 
"Life, as well as software, has bugs." - Roger Wright
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David Wulff wrote:
Even though I have no inclination to change sexes* I use the ladies myelf whenever I can get away with it without being noticed. Male toilets are an utter disgrace! How can so many people continuously miss the urinals and piss all over the floor? And the smell! There is nothing more nausiating in this world than the stench of stale urine - it literally burns your nostrils.
I don’t blame you Dave – most Gents are disgusting.
David Wulff wrote:
* Well maybe if I could actually swap minds with a woman for 24 hours that would be cool - just give me a mirrored wall, a cucumber, and a king sized bed and I'll be happy as Larry all day
I’m not saying anything about my future plans.
The funny part is after surgery, I’ll have to use a dilator (dildo in everyday language) for a minimum of two hours a day for the first few months to prevent my new plumbing from “healing”. 
At least one surgeon I’ve heard of advocates using a vibrator instead to make the whole experience a little bit more fun... 
Anna
"Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
- Marcia Graesch
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The funny part is after surgery, I’ll have to use a dilator (dildo in everyday language) for a minimum of two hours a day...
<thump... as Rob falls off his chair>
When I am king, you will be first against the wall.
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That's what I thought when I first read about it!
"Doctors orders: buy a dildo and use it." 
Anna
"Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
- Marcia Graesch
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Anna wrote:
The funny part is after surgery, I’ll have to use a dilator (dildo in everyday language) for a minimum of two hours a day for the first few months to prevent my new plumbing from “healing”.
Anna wrote:
At least one surgeon I’ve heard of advocates using a vibrator instead to make the whole experience a little bit more fun...
When are you going to find time to do this? The time has to be >2hrs!
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Crazy isn't it? I didn't know about this until earlier this year.
I've learnt a lot by reading other people's accounts of their transition and surgery, and the one thing that comes across very strongly is hope. Although the prospect of having such major surgery is daunting, I don't (oddly enough) find it particularly scary. To the clinics that specialise in it, it's almost routine now.
I've said it before though - this isn't a road you walk unless you're really sure about it!
David Stone wrote:
When are you going to find time to do this? The time has to be >2hrs!
I don't have a choice. The recommendation I've read is six 20 minute sessions per day, at 3 hour intervals, which could be a little tricky at work, but I'll find a way.
Anna
"Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
- Marcia Graesch
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Get the hell out of my bathroom. I thought I locked up and turned on the alarm before I left home.
Tim Smith
I'm going to patent thought. I have yet to see any prior art.
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David Wulff wrote:
Male toilets are an utter disgrace!
That always reminds me of Trainspotting where they visit the Worst Toilet in Scotland.
David Wulff wrote:
just give me a mirrored wall, a cucumber, and a king sized bed and I'll be happy as Larry all day
What is it with vegetables? There is a whole industry around REPLACING the common cucumber, so you really should support it David...
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa
benjymous wrote:
Saddam Dubbuyuh Hussain?
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I'm jealous - we are expected to wear suits to work  . Maybe it's because we provide online financial services, and have all these financial wallys coming to visit occasionally. My boss even wears a waistcoat with his suit about 3 days a week! 
"How many eiffel towels are there in Paris?"
"I'd say 10."
"Where was the Berlin Wall?"
"Israel"
Stupid People - posted by Loket
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Megan Forbes wrote:
I'm jealous - we are expected to wear suits to work . Maybe it's because we provide online financial services, and have all these financial wallys coming to visit occasionally. My boss even wears a waistcoat with his suit about 3 days a week!
Aw that's a shame.
I think the financial sector is a bit more "stiff" in that regard than others...I've never actually worked for a company that had a dress code!
If I dress up, I'd rather it was when I wanted to, not when I'm told to.
One thing did occur to me though - there's a bi-yearly marine tech exhibition called Oceanology International[^] that we exhibit at. This year the other girl on our team (I was stealthed at the time!) was asked to go on the stand with the expectation of wowing the clients a bit. I was there in disguise, gathering information on competing products and talking to customers.
The next one's in Spring 2004, by which time I'll be well settled into my new role (and possibly not long from surgery, but that's another story), so it'll be interesting to see what the company decides to do with me on that day.
Anna
"Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
- Marcia Graesch
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After this[^] I would expect some useful comments from you here
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Gosh some people have long memories.
Regardz
Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining.
Said by Roger Wright about me.
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You must have made quite an impression!
"When in danger, fear, or doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!" - Lorelei and Lapis Lazuli Long
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I was just remembering the funny comment about "looking good" and it took me quite a while to find that thread (and who wrote it) with the great and wonderful CP search.
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There's no real code where I work, nor was there in the previous.
I usually dress well (still without tie) to see a client. The rest of the time I dress as I want, that is usually well enough, but sometimes have the basic T-Shirt. Other people in my company sometimes are dressed well, and sometimes wear trainers and tracksuits.
I've never had to wear a tie in my job, except for interviews.
Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns.
- Carl Gundlach
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We don't have much of a dress code here, either. (Although if you wear shorts and have very pale legs, you may be subjecting yourself to taunts and ridicule by your co-workers. )
I usually dress "business casual"... slacks, a button shirt, but no tie, and sneakers as opposed to dress shoes. If I have to see a customer or give an interview or something, I dress up by buttoning the top button on my shirt.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
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Cool!
'My capacity for happiness', he added, 'you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first'.
- Marvin, the robot.
Amit Dey
sonork: 100:18407
msn: visualcdev
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There's no option, for "No, it hasn't changed".
I think they should always allow a free text option for cases like this and also because these answers are usually much funnier
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Seriously, in all the places I've worked, the rule was pretty much "don't smell bad". 
--Mike--
"alyson hannigan is so cute it's crazy" -- Googlism
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Michael Dunn wrote:
Seriously, in all the places I've worked, the rule was pretty much "don't smell bad".
Should suggest this on the next company meeting
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But there alway have been those few who violated even this basic rule and got away with it, simply by being VERY good programmers (and maybe low income).
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Michael Dunn wrote:
the rule was pretty much "don't smell bad".
Was this a major problem??
Nick Parker
May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead. - Irish Blessing
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Nick Parker wrote:
Was this a major problem??
Only in the bathrooms. 
--Mike--
"alyson hannigan is so cute it's crazy" -- Googlism
Just released - 1ClickPicGrabber - Grab & organize pictures from your favorite web pages, with 1 click!
My really out-of-date homepage
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