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What's stopping you learning a new programming language?

Survey period: 11 Jun 2012 to 18 Jun 2012

Learning a new language is a great way to become a better programmer, but a lot of us make excuses. What's yours? Or are you already a polyglot programmer?

OptionVotes% 
Nothing - I already know more than 3 programming languages.39138.18
Not enough time (either at work or in my spare time)35034.18
Not enough incentive.10310.06
I simply haven't seen another language I want to learn959.28
Simply no desire to learn another language.514.98
Other343.32

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GeneralI want to learn but PinPopular
Mico Perez11-Jun-12 16:42
Mico Perez11-Jun-12 16:42 
GeneralI don't want to learn Java! PinPopular
PIEBALDconsult11-Jun-12 16:14
mvePIEBALDconsult11-Jun-12 16:14 
GeneralRe: I don't want to learn Java! Pin
Nemanja Trifunovic12-Jun-12 4:30
Nemanja Trifunovic12-Jun-12 4:30 
GeneralMessage Removed Pin
14-Jun-12 6:07
professionalN_tro_P14-Jun-12 6:07 
GeneralRe: I don't want to learn Java! Pin
xawari15-Jun-12 1:45
xawari15-Jun-12 1:45 
GeneralIf it pays, I will. It's all economics. Pin
devvvy11-Jun-12 15:01
devvvy11-Jun-12 15:01 
GeneralThere is such a thing as not enough time. Pin
G A McHale11-Jun-12 13:37
G A McHale11-Jun-12 13:37 
General######## Jokes : Language ######## PinPopular
Leslie Nielsen11-Jun-12 8:45
Leslie Nielsen11-Jun-12 8:45 
Help

Two translators on a ship are talking.
"Can you swim?" asks one.
"No" says the other, "but I can shout for help in nine languages."

Language Barrier

Two highway workers were busy working at a construction site when a big car with diplomatic license plates pulled up.
"Parlez-vous français?" the driver asks them. The two workers just stared.
"Sprechen Sie Deutsch?" The two continued to stare at him.
"Fala português?" Neither worker said anything.
"Parlate Italiano?" Still no response.
Finally, the man drives off in disgust.
One worker turned to the other and said, "Gee, maybe we should learn a foreign language..."
"What for? That guy knew four of them and what good did it do him?"

Say It In French

Morris was going to Paris. It was the first time he’d ever been out of New York. He went to his friend Shlomo.
“Shlomo, what am I going to do? I don’t know a word of French.”
“Don’t worry about it.” Shlomo told him. “Just keep your sentences short and put *la* in front of the word. They’ll think you’re French and never know the difference.”
So Morris gets to Paris and orders “la Taxi” to take him to “la restaurant” and gets there without any problem. Thinking he has discovered the secret to international travel he orders “la borscht” shortly after which the waiter brings him a bowl of beet soup.
Morris is so impressed with this that he forgets himself and begins to speak to the waiter in English. “Isn’t it amazing,” he says. “I never studied French in my life and everyone in Paris understands me!”
To which the waiter replied, “Look schmuck, if I wasn’t la Jew from la Brooklyn, you would have just been served a bowl of “la dreck” instead of “la borscht.”

Misspelled..

One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to
add ‘e’ at the end of a word…
“I am having such a wonderful time!
Wish you were her..!”

This is a true story from the japanese embassy in US
Mori-obama[^]
Leslie Nielsen

"I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."

GeneralRe: ######## Jokes : Language ######## Pin
radioman.lt11-Jun-12 9:31
radioman.lt11-Jun-12 9:31 
GeneralRe: ######## Jokes : Language ######## Pin
Rajeev Jayaram12-Jun-12 0:15
Rajeev Jayaram12-Jun-12 0:15 
GeneralThe whole question is wrong. PinPopular
Tom Clement11-Jun-12 8:22
professionalTom Clement11-Jun-12 8:22 
GeneralRe: The whole question is wrong. Pin
radioman.lt11-Jun-12 9:28
radioman.lt11-Jun-12 9:28 
GeneralRe: The whole question is wrong. Pin
Marc Clifton12-Jun-12 14:53
mvaMarc Clifton12-Jun-12 14:53 
GeneralRe: The whole question is wrong. Pin
Tom Clement12-Jun-12 15:59
professionalTom Clement12-Jun-12 15:59 
GeneralRe: The whole question is wrong. Pin
Greg Russell13-Jun-12 22:22
professionalGreg Russell13-Jun-12 22:22 
GeneralRe: The whole question is wrong. Pin
Joshi, Rushikesh13-Jun-12 6:52
professionalJoshi, Rushikesh13-Jun-12 6:52 
General"More than 3" is kind of a low bar PinPopular
lewax0011-Jun-12 7:23
lewax0011-Jun-12 7:23 
GeneralRe: "More than 3" is kind of a low bar Pin
Amol_B12-Jun-12 1:13
professionalAmol_B12-Jun-12 1:13 
GeneralI already know several laguages Pin
Brisingr Aerowing11-Jun-12 4:55
professionalBrisingr Aerowing11-Jun-12 4:55 
GeneralRe: I already know several laguages Pin
kid sister11-Jun-12 6:31
kid sister11-Jun-12 6:31 
GeneralRe: I already know several laguages Pin
lewax0011-Jun-12 7:18
lewax0011-Jun-12 7:18 
GeneralRe: I already know several laguages Pin
Eddy Vluggen11-Jun-12 12:46
professionalEddy Vluggen11-Jun-12 12:46 
GeneralRe: I already know several laguages Pin
Brisingr Aerowing11-Jun-12 15:44
professionalBrisingr Aerowing11-Jun-12 15:44 
GeneralWhy leave out FORTRAN? Pin
Amarnath S11-Jun-12 20:30
professionalAmarnath S11-Jun-12 20:30 
GeneralRe: I already know several laguages Pin
Ron Anders12-Jun-12 17:54
Ron Anders12-Jun-12 17:54 

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