Survey Results - Are you a DevOp?

Re: DooWop

S Houghtelin23-Jul-12 0:18

S Houghtelin

23-Jul-12 0:18

ChrisElston wrote:
MMMBop...bidi dapa doo wop

Chris, time for that long needed vacation? Wink | ;)

It was broke, so I fixed it.

Re: DooWop

Gary Wheeler23-Jul-12 1:07

Gary Wheeler

23-Jul-12 1:07

Are you channelling Scatman[^] or Aretha[^]?

Software Zen: delete this;

Re: DooWop

chriselst23-Jul-12 1:21

chriselst

23-Jul-12 1:21

Erm[^], nowt so grand I'm afraid

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

Shed Petition[^]

Re: DooWop

Gary Wheeler23-Jul-12 1:33

Gary Wheeler

23-Jul-12 1:33

I'm sorry, but we must place you in a level 4 bio-hazard quarantine. Your condition may cause a fatal loss of man-points in those around you.

Software Zen: delete this;

Re: DooWop

chriselst23-Jul-12 1:35

chriselst

23-Jul-12 1:35

That's OK.

I've had the fckn song stuck in my head ever since I made the post.

It's driving me insane and it's the least I deserve.

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

Shed Petition[^]

Re: DooWop

Gary Wheeler23-Jul-12 1:37

Gary Wheeler

23-Jul-12 1:37

Quietly places loaded pistol on desk, and leaves the room.

Software Zen: delete this;

Re: DooWop

chriselst23-Jul-12 1:42

chriselst

23-Jul-12 1:42

BANG!.....

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

Shed Petition[^]

yet more jargons?

devvvy22-Jul-12 20:34

devvvy

22-Jul-12 20:34

this one is analogous to like "multitasking", "team", "cloud" blah blah blah

As developer in financial sector, every so often we need to attend to production environment but never "Cloud" - and I'm not aware any big boys in town are too excited to put their apps/data there.

What's with "DevOp"? Does this actually sound cool to anybody? so what now specialist must also be jack-of-all-trades to be any useful? How about "CashOp"?
In today's competitive environment it's no longer sufficient for developers to code/deploy/maintain/fix apps+infrastructure. They must also provide their own funding for their projects - thus, "CashOps" or "CashDev", or "Managing Developer" (how about that that sounds good?)

And now "The software also needs to make sense from a business point of view" --- What's this? Since when "Business Requirements" isn't the utmost authority? Is this the first job you're taking, or that you been living under a rock? Any enterprise developers knows they are not the boss and requirements, and thus spec, comes from the boss. (Perhaps you need take an MBA to understand how business works - for starter "It's not democracy")

dev

modified 23-Jul-12 2:44am.

Re: yet more jargons?

CDP180222-Jul-12 21:52

CDP1802

22-Jul-12 21:52

devvvy wrote:
apps

Don't complain about buzzwords when you like one of the worst non-words of all so much Smile | :)

At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

Re: yet more jargons?

devvvy22-Jul-12 21:55

devvvy

22-Jul-12 21:55

yes dude exactly in today competitive environment developers should also check their grammar at all times, this should incldue using correct casing and terminating sentences "."

dev

Re: yet more jargons?

CDP180222-Jul-12 23:37

CDP1802

22-Jul-12 23:37

The alternative: Stay clear of today's competitive environment.

At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

Re: yet more jargons?

W∴ Balboos, GHB23-Jul-12 1:53

W∴ Balboos, GHB

23-Jul-12 1:53

From a jargonistic point of view, I'll need to leverage the cloud for your by networking with my peer-council for their buy-in.

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

Re: yet more jargons?

krg25-Jul-12 0:11

krg

25-Jul-12 0:11

I didn't mean to vote. Sorry.

Developers are not bees.

AntonioLopes22-Jul-12 19:34

AntonioLopes

22-Jul-12 19:34

Yes, Developers are not bees, they are humans. Because of this, there is a correct division of labor. We are always doing the job that could be another. And, not always, there is affinity and / or tune between members of a team.

thinks about:
royal jelly Unit Test.
honey Instant Install Builder

modified 23-Jul-12 3:29am.

Re: Developers are not bees.

CDP180222-Jul-12 21:47

CDP1802

22-Jul-12 21:47

Sounds good, but what I have here at the moment reminds me more of a [politically incorrect word] on a cotton field.

At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

Re: Developers are not bees.

NormDroid22-Jul-12 22:02

NormDroid

22-Jul-12 22:02

Oh buzz off.

Software Kinetics Wear a hard hat it's under construction

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yes... i am labour....

AmitGajjar22-Jul-12 19:13

AmitGajjar

22-Jul-12 19:13

what is luxary... D'Oh! | :doh:

i have only requirements, requirements and only endless requirements.... Frown | :(

Thanks
-Amit Gajjar (MinterProject)

kind of

TorstenH.22-Jul-12 18:27

TorstenH.

22-Jul-12 18:27

DevOp - where is that coming from?

I do deploy my software on communication systems. I do the testing, first without, later with the customers. I also train people on the apps. And I'm in charge when a customer calls and has problems with the system.
So yeah, I guess I am a "DevOp".

regards Torsten
When I'm not working

Re: kind of

Addy Tas22-Jul-12 22:42

Addy Tas

22-Jul-12 22:42

Well, you could also say that you are the God in your universe Smile | :)

Surely doing everything superceeds DevOp and even Guru...

Cheers,

AT

Cogito ergo sum

Re: kind of

TorstenH.22-Jul-12 23:15

TorstenH.

22-Jul-12 23:15