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And mine is Dr. A. Cula.
I am related to the evil SQL villain Count Asterisk, often seen as COUNT(*)
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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a Blood Hound 
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My company has started a weird thing of naming all the food in the general fridge.
Today I had a nice Ham Sandwich called 'Keith'.
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Ha, I guess M.Barrow had no lunch today.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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PB 369,783 wrote: Ham Sandwich called 'Keith'
Nooooo the pig the ham came from was named Keith. 
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Maybe you've a zombie infestation where you work.
Are you sure it wasn't a Keith sandwich?
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Isn't Coca Colas new labeling with names instead of the brand? (Ask the waiter? May I have a George, please? Answer of waiter: George standard or George zero?
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And was Keith at his desk, this morning?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yes, but he wasn't, ehm..., 'complete'.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Mancava una fettina?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: Does your company do this?
Nope, however my boss calls me 'chump'.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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It's a term of affection.
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I know, boss.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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You are lucky mine calls me "who the hell are you?"
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Not surprising. It's easier to pronounce than Bergholt Stuttley Johnson.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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most people refer to me as bloody stupid Johnson its my pet name
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: most people refer to me as bloody stupid Johnson its my pet name
The "bloody stupid Johnson" doesn't worry me, it's blokes who call it their pet that do.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My company would never be stupid enough to leave food untended.
Now I'm off to get my lunch from the fridge...
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Having lunch so late? Wow..
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I would say too early. Aren't the USA GMT -7 ?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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It's written UK in his profile, so it's GMT-1 in theory.. If he is physically in the states, then of course..
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