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Nagy Vilmos11-Sep-13 2:29

11-Sep-13 2:29

No, no, no!

All the girls say I make them feel like the God of Thunder, after a night with me they're Thor!

speramus in juniperus

Mark_Wallace11-Sep-13 2:36

11-Sep-13 2:36

I've modified my footnote accordingly.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Nagy Vilmos11-Sep-13 2:40

11-Sep-13 2:40

That is not quite right, she had a lisp.

[explaining jokes always makes them better]

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Mark_Wallace11-Sep-13 2:43

11-Sep-13 2:43

There's a girl in the CP lisp forum?!?

Unbelievable!

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Mark_Wallace11-Sep-13 2:54

11-Sep-13 2:54

Atcherley, after having a blimp on google satellite view, I'm beginning to wonder why I ever did leave Pompey.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Nagy Vilmos11-Sep-13 1:35

11-Sep-13 1:35

Because you had a innate fear of sailors playing hide the sausage with your rear?

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Mark_Wallace11-Sep-13 2:05

11-Sep-13 2:05

Some phobias stay with you for life.

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MidwestLimey11-Sep-13 6:17

MidwestLimey

11-Sep-13 6:17

Most of my family are from there, I just tell people they're from the island.
Manys a Saturday we poor kids would be rudely awoken from our slumber in the peaceful west country to be dragged by our parents to Pompey. A terrifying experience to be sure, the demarcation line of the M27 / M275 junction letting us know our fate was sealed for the day. And at the end of the M275? A drive into the nether regions of Fratton past the warm glow of it's welcoming bastion a.k.a the rudy prison.

Now I'm an ex-pat. Hmmm ...

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Michael Martin11-Sep-13 1:30

Michael Martin

11-Sep-13 1:30

What's a courgette in the real world?

Michael Martin
Australia

"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

PB 369,78311-Sep-13 1:33

PB 369,783

11-Sep-13 1:33

I know the Americans call it a Zucchini, didn't realise the rest of the world did too.

Richard Deeming11-Sep-13 1:51

Richard Deeming

11-Sep-13 1:51

Michael Martin wrote:
What's a courgette in the real world?

A courgette! Poke tongue | ;-P

"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer

Keith Barrow11-Sep-13 1:57

Keith Barrow

11-Sep-13 1:57

I dunno.

Looks like a micro-marrow to me.

PB 369,783 wrote:
I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

Mark_Wallace11-Sep-13 2:08

11-Sep-13 2:08

Inedible.

You'd have to have been born in the weird world called France to think otherwise.

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Mark_Wallace11-Sep-13 2:09

11-Sep-13 2:09

Zucchini, BTW.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Nagy Vilmos11-Sep-13 1:33

11-Sep-13 1:33

I'll submit a pair - they work nicely together:

Concern grows for missing Ottershaw teenager[^], published July 29, 2013
Ottershaw teen found in Woking[^], published July 29, 2013

Basically an 18-year old lad didn't go home and Mum was worried.

And Ottershaw to Woking can be walked in about an hour; it's not like going out in London and finding yourself in Exeter the next day; which never happened to me.

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PB 369,78311-Sep-13 1:37

PB 369,783

11-Sep-13 1:37

Nagy Vilmos wrote:
Basically an 18-year old lad didn't go home and Mum was worried.

To be fair he has Downs Symdrone( did you miss that?). Which is probably why the concern was higher than an average 18 year-old lad.

Nagy Vilmos11-Sep-13 1:46

11-Sep-13 1:46

Trust me, in Ottershaw Downs Syndrome would be considered an unfair advantage - think Norfolk without the genetic variety.

TBH I didn't read it through, I just saw the headlines and dates.

speramus in juniperus

Dalek Dave11-Sep-13 1:43

Dalek Dave

11-Sep-13 1:43

How's the car?[^]

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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

Nagy Vilmos11-Sep-13 1:47

11-Sep-13 1:47

Complete with dirty picture!

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Mark_Wallace11-Sep-13 2:17

11-Sep-13 2:17

Well, it's the Tottygraph -- they always have pictures of sex objects.

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PB 369,78311-Sep-13 1:47

PB 369,783

11-Sep-13 1:47

£13 in his pocket and he managed to get into that state! OMG | :OMG:

Nagy Vilmos11-Sep-13 2:04

11-Sep-13 2:04

The bar around the corner from our house in Fured sells a nice 200ml glass of local wine [very drinkable] for the princely sum of 25p. For £13 I could get Glaswegian!

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Mark_Wallace11-Sep-13 2:11

11-Sep-13 2:11

They missed off a detail:

Passing women were not impressed, earning Cooper the sobriquet "Mini"

The Tottygraph just doesn't know how to make stories interesting.

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Keith Barrow11-Sep-13 2:06

Keith Barrow

11-Sep-13 2:06

Anger over correct description of Country Durham pit-village[^]

OK that is funny more than non-news.

Here is some non-news The search for Fiona Fordham's pussy[^] - it likes to go hunting by the sewerage works, and hasn't been seen since Wednesday.

PB 369,783 wrote:
I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]